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( "Stand Back" by Joan Osborne)

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 I need a Ken doll pilot
with a sexy smile and a flying limousine

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 To pick me up, go the extra mile
and deliver me to the scene

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 I need five more hours
in the average day

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 One to get the work done, four to play

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 Be a devil and angel
You know what I mean?

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 Stand back

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 Out of my way

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 Stand back

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 You're crowding my day

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 No time for good manners, do what I say

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 If you're not here to help
then you're just in the way

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 The road is littered with the faint of heart,
the fools who fell from stress

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 It's a fact of life that you can't catch up,
better learn how to love the mess

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 So I'll just kick back, ignore the noise,
have my way with the pretty boys,

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 What I dream at night
don't even try to guess

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-  Stand back
-  Stand back

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 Out of my way

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-  Stand back
-  Stand back

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 You're crowding my day

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 Now this is my time
to step up to the mike

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 Like rock'n'roll lightning
I'm ready to strike

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-  Stand back
-  Stand back

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 Oh

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-  Stand back
-  Stand back

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 Stand back

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(doorman) What do we got here? One,
two, three, four beautiful ladies. Come on.

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Caesar, let 'em in.

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Nice. Not you. Too random.

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- Hey, Tinka. What are you doing?
- I'm waiting for you.

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Oh, no. You can't become a supermodel
waiting in the middle of a line. Follow me.

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- Evening, Jimmy. This is Tinka.
- She's with you?

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Are you kidding? I'm with her.
She's the next big thing. Look at her.

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Well, that may be, but she's not on the list.

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Let me see that.

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Look at that. She is now, stud.

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- Come on.
- Let 'em in.

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- (Tinka) So that's how it works.
- (girl) Who was she?

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- (girl) Hey, what about us, stud?
- (man) We've been waiting for an hour.

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( "If You Walk Away" by FeFe Dobson)

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 The books I've read

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 And this heart of mine

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 I've booked ahead to the other side

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Hey, Rufus.

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Hey-hey.

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- What's happening?
- That's what's happening. Who is she?

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Close your mouth, Rufus.
It's Tinka. Everybody knows Tinka.

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(Rufus) I'll give her a shout out.

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(over PA) Hey, that girl on stage
with the serious moves is Tinka.

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(woman) Dominique Modeling Agency.
Good morning.

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No, Caitlin's not in this early.
I'll connect you to her voice mail.

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- Hey, Lacey.
- Good morning.

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Two calls from Paris, one from Milan,
and both need you to call back right now.

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Ouch! Come here, Shelby.
Sweetie, don't kick Mommy.

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Lacey. You brought Shelby again.
Dominique's gonna kill you.

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- She's getting picked up at 7:30. Shh!
- Watch out.

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- Sweetie, you want to color?
- Yeah.

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(phone rings)

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(Lacey) Dominique Modeling Agency.
Good morning.

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OK, you can send
your picture and resume.

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- Thank you.
- (phone rings)

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Dominique Modeling Agency.
Good morning.

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No, Dominique's not in yet.
Can I give you her assistant Helen?

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Thank you.

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Hello, it's Helen. Hi.

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Bonjour, Didier. Non, non, uh...

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OK, Jean Paul, so let's go over
who you booked for that shoot again.

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Yeah, just to be sure. Varusha,
Segrid Olafsson, Malak, Tinka...

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Tinka?

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I don't have a Tinka. Who is Tinka?

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Morning, Lacey.
Is that the new one? Let me see.

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- (man) Dominique's here.
- You smell funny. Is it baby powder?

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- You need to sign these, please.
- Who are you?

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Mary. I'm the new intern.

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Hope you're here long enough for me
to remember your name.

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Du kannst den Fotografen
nicht warten lassen.

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Dominiques Modelle
kommen nie zu spat.

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Dominique? Dominique, here are
the gentlemen for the Lola ad.

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(Dominique) Hm.

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"Every man."
Well, they're not every man. Do better.

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I demand to have her first.
Let me speak to Dominique right now.

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I need the list for the shoot. Yes.

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Oh, you've heard about Tinka, have you?

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Well, if you want her,
she's gonna cost you double, you know?

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She's very popular.

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(mouths)

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Good. We got a deal. Bye.

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I love new clients.

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Thank you.

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Caitlin.

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No, no. He looks like a model.
No, he's just too beautiful.

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We need a, you know, everyman.
A bloke. A really, you know, nice...

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Dominique.

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You see. That's a bloke.

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Excuse me. You with the water.
What's your name?

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Gary Hagelnick.

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Um... Cia.
Would you photograph him, please?

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Vieni qua, facciamolo.

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- I don't do naked... any more.
- Scusa.

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(Dominique) Take some test shots.
I think he's our Lola guy.

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- Lindsay's going to love it.
- I'm so late.

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- Listen, have fun with your sisters tonight.
- Mm-hm. I'll call you on my way back.

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OK.

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 Happy birthday to you

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 Happy birthday to you

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 Happy birthday, dear Mom

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(doorbell)

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- Aunt Helen's here!
- Aunt Helen's here!

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Hang on. Hang on.

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Hi. How are you?

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I'm so glad you're here.
And you smell good.

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- Thanks. Here.
- Hey, Aunt Helen.

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Yah! Oh!

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(boy) Dad, are you really taking Mom
to Atlantic City?

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- Yes, I am.
- Helen, look what I got.

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Your first fake ID.
Congratulations, "Mrs Gonzales"?

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- It's the only name they had.
- (boy) I'm gonna show her my new turtle.

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- Hey-ho.
- (everyone cheers)

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Sorry I'm late. I've just been working my...

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- And what were you two...?
- (Helen) Oh, nothing.

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- Talking? Talking?
- Just girl talk.

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No, no. Just catching up.

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Do you want something to eat?
Are you hungry?

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- No. I'm fine. I ate.
- I can make it up.

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I am stuffed.
I ate an apple on the way here.

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Sorry, Jenny.

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OK. So. And...

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 Happy birthday to you

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OK, make a wish, honey.

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(everyone cheers)

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See, they couldn't put all the candles on
there or else the smoke alarm would go off.

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I love this. Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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- OK. Who's this? This is Jenny?
- Yes.

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And I wonder what it is. It must be...

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(both) Potpourri.

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No. You're all wrong.

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It's not potpourri.
It's a make-your-own potpourri kit.

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Oh, it's great. I love it. Thank you so much.

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- Who's next?
- Oh, me, me, me, me, me.

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- Me, me, me, me, me.
- Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Oh, yay.

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"Lindsay, just remember... (laughs)

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...you're never too old
to dance around in your underwear."

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No way.

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Oh. Oh, my gosh.

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- Oh, my gosh. Look.
- Oh, no. Devo.

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You got the hats.
Where did you find these?

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I couldn't believe it. On line.
Of all places. Bored at work.

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- Remember this?
- Yeah. I do.

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I remember you kinda
looked like fire hydrants.

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- Remember the moves?
- Do I remember the moves?

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Just see if you can keep up. Come on.

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( "Whip It" by Devo)

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 Crack that whip

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 Give the past the slip

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 Step on a crack

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- Come on, honey.
- Oh, no, no, no. Oh, look at you go.

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- Let's whip it good.
- Oh, gosh, no.

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 (both) When a problem comes along,
you must whip it

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 If the cream sits out too long,
you must whip it

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 When something's going wrong

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 (both) You must whip it

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-  Now whip it
-  Into shape

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 It's not too late

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 To whip it

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 Whip it good

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 When a good time turns around
You must whip it

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 You will never live it down
Unless you whip it

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 No one gets their way

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- Good shot, Mom.
- Good shot, Mom.

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- OK, step out. Holy Toledo.
- Huh?

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What is going on?

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Jen, our little sister has grown up
and turned into a dance-club tramp.

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Please. You should talk. You had your fun.

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Yeah. That was fun,
but I was never a size two, you traitor.

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Hey, we would have won
if we'd played horse.

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(Lindsay) Audrey, Henry, no video games
until you clean up the den.

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- (Audrey and Henry) Mom!
- (whinnies like a horse)

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- Oh, honey.
- (girl) Night, Mom. Night, Dad.

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(Dad) You're looking good out there.

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Thanks, Dad.
The coach said I can play in every game.

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- That's great.
- Good night, everybody.

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No, the birthday girl
should not be doing the dishes.

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- I agree.
- Yeah.

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I'll go change my shirt
and I'll come back and take over. OK?

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OK.

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You guys are such a Pottery Barn
catalogue. How did that happen?

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Woo!

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It's like they've never seen a dress before.

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Um... They just haven't seen
half of a dress.

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You know what you were saying
about the Pottery Barn catalogue?

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You know how you get there?
You meet the nice guy,

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you get married,
and you get to experience...

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(both) The miracle of life.

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(they laugh)

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- Oh. Oh.
- Oops.

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Well, I don't know
why I bother talking to you two.

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Hello in there.
Will I be seeing you in four months?

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Yes, I will. I hope you like potpourri.

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Yes, I do.
And I hope you like Tupperware parties.

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And lots of flowers. Lots of...

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It's true as well. I do, I love 'em.

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I love flowers.

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- (boy)  I wanna feel what love is
- (Helen)  I wanna know what love is

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-  And I want you to show me
-  I wanna feel it, I wanna feel what love is

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- (boy)  I wanna feel what love is
- (Helen)  Ooh, baby

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(compere) Thank you, guys.

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All right, all right. Thank you.

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That was great.
Helen and Devon. That's enough.

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Keep it down, I got neighbors.

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I don't know any of them, but I got them.

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- What are you wearing?
- I don't know. Whatever they put on me.

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You took these from the photo shoot?

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You know you're not supposed
to take the clothes you model.

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Oh, right.
So I guess I should take 'em off.

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I'll help you.

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(popping sounds)

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- What is this?
- Oh, bubble wrap.

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(Helen laughs)

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The photographer wanted me
to look more buff.

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- Ooh.
- You like that?

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(pops bubble wrap)

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- Hey.
- Mm.

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(lots of popping sounds)

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( "Extraordinary" by Liz Phair)

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 I am extraordinary

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- All set, Ms Rosenthal.
- Oh, finally.

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Come on in. Thank you for waiting.

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Any minute. Any minute.

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Christopher, don't make me call for a pizza.

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Any minute.

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- (Caitlin) Hey.
- (Helen) Hi.

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- Hi.
- How are you?

235
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Hi. What is this? Sunday brunch gridlock?

236
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Oh, I know. They just keep on telling us,
"Any minute now," like it's a mantra.

237
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,651
Can we wait like normal, patient adults?

238
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,211
- (all) No.
- Christopher. Hi.

239
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:13,921
(phone rings)

240
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,325
- I would like a Bellini, please.
- Bellini.

241
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:20,422
- (Caitlin) Ooh, yes. Bellini.
- Bellini. Bellini.

242
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:23,263
It's my sister.

243
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:26,133
Jenny, can I call you back?

244
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,301
- Jenny.
- Acceptable guys at 12 o'clock.

245
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,742
Jenny, slow down. I can't hear you.

246
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,940
(male friend)
Are they looking at you or me?

247
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,744
What?

248
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,685
Oh, no.

249
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,218
- Oh, no, Jenny.
- Helen, what's the matter?

250
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,692
- Look at Helen.
- Jenny...

251
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:52,321
(female friend) Helen, what happened?

252
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:57,463
Hello. What is it?
Honey, what happened?

253
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,868
(Helen) What?

254
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,873
Are you sure?

255
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,641
Jumped the center divide and he slammed
into them. They didn't have time to react.

256
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:15,175
- That's what the police think, anyway.
- I'm sorry, Ed.

257
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,950
(woman) I remember when
they bought this house.

258
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,714
So what happens now with the kids?

259
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,727
- Oh, hey.
- Do the kids have any grandparents?

260
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:28,995
Yes. Paul's parents came from Miami.
They just barely made it today, so...

261
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,161
So sorry.

262
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,370
I'm so, so sorry about your aunt and uncle.

263
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,936
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thank you.

264
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:15,311
Reverend Hallin spoke so beautifully.

265
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,108
Thanks again, sweetie.

266
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:30,226
(rattling)

267
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,625
(sniffing)

268
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,245
I'm so sorry.

269
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:02,818
- So sorry for your loss, Jenny.
- I know, sweetheart. I know.

270
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,300
It smells like Mommy in here.

271
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,701
(Jenny) Guys.

272
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,883
A lot of people are waiting
to pay their respects.

273
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:33,982
I'm sure they'd appreciate it
if you all came downstairs.

274
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,715
We are gonna get through this.

275
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,875
All right?

276
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:08,258
Hey, do you mind going to the market for
me and getting some blue party napkins?

277
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,955
Now? I mean,
can't we use something else?

278
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,822
Helen.

279
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,265
I've planned the funeral and I've...

280
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:23,099
I've made the food and taken responsibility
for three very scared children.

281
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:28,738
All I'm asking you for is four packages
of blue, three-ply dinner napkins

282
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:34,446
with a seashell design, so that people don't
remember our sister and her husband

283
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:39,150
with paper toweling on their I...
on their laps.

284
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,328
All right.

285
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,395
(doorbell)

286
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,372
- Terribly sorry.
- Thank you.

287
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,170
Hi, I'm Wanda from next door.

288
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,437
If you need anything,
my phone number's on the casserole.

289
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,775
- Thank you.
- And I'm Rudy from across the street.

290
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:06,250
I also wanted to pay my condolences.
Everyone loved Lindsay and Paul.

291
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,044
(doorbell)

292
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,146
(sighs)

293
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,282
(doorbell)

294
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,428
All right. Come on through
and give your brother a bounce pass.

295
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,556
There you go. Get it up. Yes!

296
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:23,829
Very good. OK.
Now you give Sarah a bounce pass.

297
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,803
Come on, Sarah.
Come on. Come on, sweetie.

298
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,737
(man) "Section 5."

299
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:32,265
"Custody and care of the Davis children."

300
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:37,079
"An account and trust has been set up
at Maplewood Savings Bank,

301
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:41,141
in the names of Audrey,
Henry and Sarah Davis."

302
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:45,747
"This bank also holds the mortgage
on the Davis property at 207, Oak Street."

303
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:50,818
Yes, Larry, and that mortgage is quite
large. We do need to talk about that, also.

304
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,864
We will.

305
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:56,332
"With regard to custody
of Audrey, Henry and Sarah,

306
00:18:56,568 --> 00:19:00,334
we hereby appoint sole guardianship
of all three children,

307
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:04,603
imbuing her with all legal rights and
responsibilities that guardianship entails,

308
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,668
to Helen Harris."

309
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,879
What?

310
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,384
- What?
- It's not a mistake.

311
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,819
I prepared this for them myself.

312
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:20,347
They were very clear. Helen Harris.

313
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,693
Jenny should have them.

314
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,768
I... She's got kids. I...

315
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:38,606
She's got the mom haircut.
She's Supermom.

316
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:44,280
She left a letter for each of you
explaining her decision.

317
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,913
You know I handled your mother's will.

318
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:52,445
Lindsay and Paul's was equally specific.

319
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,365
Good Lord, Lindsay.

320
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,902
Can I read yours?

321
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,165
Helen.

322
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,833
- Are there any contingencies?
- Yes.

323
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:13,435
If Helen is either unable
or unwilling to care for the children,

324
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:19,417
- then you, Jenny, are thusly appointed.
- OK, finally, some reason.

325
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,042
Thank you.

326
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,485
God, why didn't you start with that?

327
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,491
Can you imagine Helen raising three kids?

328
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,787
(Helen clears throat)

329
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,894
When should I tell them?

330
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,401
As soon as possible.

331
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:43,165
- Are you sure?
- Yep.

332
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,608
But we all thought...

333
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,611
Nope.

334
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:52,446
It's gonna be hard to take care of us
if you're dead too.

335
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,711
This?

336
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,589
Won't kill me for years.

337
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,024
Who's gonna take me to school?

338
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,891
I guess I am.

339
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,453
- And make me chicken fingers?
- Me.

340
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,125
- And give me a bath?
- Me.

341
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,295
And check my nose boogies for infections?

342
00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:16,805
We'll find someone else
to do that last thing.

343
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,967
Come here.

344
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,603
All we gotta do is stick together.

345
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,775
Everything's gonna be OK.

346
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:30,150
Thanks for trying, Aunt Helen,
but it's not gonna be OK.

347
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:35,890
Come on, Sarah. It's time for your bath.
Come on, Henry.

348
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,962
Good idea. Great. Uh...

349
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:44,901
You guys do that, while Aunt Helen
is gonna go out and check the lawn.

350
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,766
Is Aunt Helen older than you, Audrey?

351
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,506
(Audrey whispers) Get farther down.

352
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,984
Is she playing hide-and-go-seek?

353
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,317
(Audrey) I don't think so.

354
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,915
(Henry) We are in deep shit.

355
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,425
(Helen) I love New York pizza.

356
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,462
Aunt Helen, can we go to
the Statue of Liberty tomorrow?

357
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,434
No, because we won't be here...

358
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,995
- Where's Henry?
- He said he'd be right back.

359
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,940
I go to the bathroom for five seconds,
and he's gone?

360
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,510
- With mustard. Here it is.
- I didn't want mustard.

361
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:29,944
- You don't want mustard?
- No.

362
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,448
All right. No mustard.

363
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,644
- There he is.
- Henry!

364
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,746
- OK? Who's gonna pay for this?
- Aunt Helen.

365
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:41,884
- You can't do that. You can't just leave.
- I hate pizza. I wanted a hot dog.

366
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,224
- Can you pay Aaron, please?
- I'm Aaron.

367
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:47,732
Hi, Aaron. I like that he's
making new friends. It's lovely.

368
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,164
(Aaron) Talk me up!

369
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:52,829
The next time you want something
like a hot dog, you tell me, OK?

370
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,667
- And we'll all go together.
- (Henry) OK.

371
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:58,608
- Where are we going to dinner?
- This is dinner.

372
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,774
(Sarah) Gee, Mommy never
let pizza be our whole dinner.

373
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,873
(Henry) And Dad always said
not to eat and walk at the same time.

374
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,943
(Audrey) Well, they're not here
to yell at us, so it doesn't matter.

375
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,488
(Henry) How many beds do you have
in your apartment, Aunt Helen?

376
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:14,320
- (Sarah) Aunt Helen!
- (Helen laughs)

377
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,691
- Audrey, your knee.
- Stop!

378
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,630
Hey, guys. Shh!

379
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,627
(lisps) I'm telling you,
if we don't go to sleep right now,

380
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:29,231
Sleepless Sally gets really upset
when the kids aren't going to sleep.

381
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:31,605
Where's Sarah? Sarah?

382
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,144
I'm right down here.

383
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:36,612
Henry's feet stink. Phew!

384
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,673
- (Henry) But I'm a man.
- (Audrey) Give Aunt Helen a whiff.

385
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,948
I don't want to smell your feet.

386
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:45,649
- Ew! I can smell them from here.
- Ew!

387
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,248
Ew!

388
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,088
Henry!

389
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,995
You need to wash your feet
not once a week.

390
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:54,053
(Henry) Good night, all.

391
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:58,330
Audrey, get out of the bathroom.

392
00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,394
Fire! Fire!

393
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,900
- Aunt Helen?
- Hm?

394
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:07,373
Why are we going back? This was great.
We should spend more time here.

395
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,710
- More time?
- Yeah.

396
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,045
We can move here.

397
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:16,210
We can't sleep every night
in a stinky-feet bed.

398
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,121
We'll move to another apartment.
It's a huge city.

399
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:23,287
You'll be closer to your job and everything.
You love your job.

400
00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:25,522
- What about Henry and Sarah?
- What about them?

401
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:29,294
They've got school. They have friends.
You guys grew up in that neighborhood.

402
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,801
That's why. It's a sad neighborhood now.

403
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,771
Everywhere we go there,
we think of Mom and Dad.

404
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:37,933
- The kids treat me differently.
- We will discuss this later.

405
00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,443
Please think about it, Aunt Helen.

406
00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:43,476
OK, we got a train to catch. Let's go.

407
00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:49,382
Henry, stop brushing your teeth.
They're gonna fall out.

408
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:54,889
- I can't get Hippo in the bag.
- Oh, give it to me.

409
00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:58,688
OK.

410
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:03,227
There. He's in the bag.
Are you happy now?

411
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:04,859
(Helen) Henry!

412
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:07,404
Now, the only thing to do
would be to tell Aunt Jenny.

413
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,236
Thinking about it, Audrey.
I will think about it.

414
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:15,177
- Tell her we voted.
- I'll think about it, Audrey.

415
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,374
I understand the children's feelings,

416
00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,714
- but that's not part of the plan.
- That's your plan, Jenny.

417
00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:24,812
All right, well, what about the idea
of not selling Lindsay's house?

418
00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,825
I know you guys offered to pay
the mortgage, but it's enormous.

419
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:31,385
I spoke to the bank,
and the mortgage is too much for us.

420
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:36,400
All right. Besides being my idea,
what's wrong with moving down the block?

421
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:40,165
I mean, I think
the calm of the familiar is better

422
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:43,230
than the overwhelming
hustle-bustle of the city.

423
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:46,742
Guys, can you please keep the coloring
on the eggs and not each other?

424
00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,278
Oh, no, no, no. No.

425
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:54,816
Jenny, Sarah thinks that Hippo's parents
are on vacation. That they're coming back.

426
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:58,982
Henry walks around like a zombie
and draws skeletons.

427
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,821
- Audrey is my only ally.
- You really have to watch her.

428
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,926
Look, they're not happy.
And they've told me themselves.

429
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,462
They're not gonna be happy
anywhere right now.

430
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:11,059
OK, OK. Wait. Wait.
Let us talk for a minute.

431
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:14,572
Wait till you see what the Easter Bunny
brings. He's gonna bring lots more eggs.

432
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:18,871
The Easter Bunny's not coming.
The Easter Bunny joined 50 Cent.

433
00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:23,313
- (Audrey) Why are you being a brat?
- (Henry) You're a brat.

434
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:26,612
Helen is right.
A change might do them some good.

435
00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:29,483
And if it doesn't work out,
they can always move back here to Jersey.

436
00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,988
(Audrey) Ew, you got some in my hair.

437
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,693
- (Sarah) You know what? You know what?
- (Helen) Oh!

438
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,821
- Oh, no.
- You're not very good at this, Aunt Helen.

439
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,093
- Stop it!
- Irwin's after ya!

440
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:50,233
- Turtles carry... carry diseases.
- Stop it. Sarah, please.

441
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:55,007
We have to find an apartment.
We need to help Aunt Helen.

442
00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,476
OK? By being quiet.

443
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,247
(smacks lips noisily)

444
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,182
(clicks tongue)

445
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,264
Stop it.

446
00:27:18,837 --> 00:27:20,737
Stop.

447
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,872
(Helen clicks her pen)

448
00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:41,388
(screams)

449
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:51,033
(Helen) No.

450
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,865
Chelsea. No.

451
00:27:52,937 --> 00:27:57,237
You know, I hear there's
some pretty decent stuff in Queens.

452
00:27:57,308 --> 00:28:02,302
No. We are not bridge-and-tunnel people.
We are Manhattan people.

453
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,745
(gasps)

454
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,339
Oh, wow.

455
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:09,353
Four bedrooms. Close to Central Park.
The owner wants it rented quickly,

456
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,584
so he's asking what is very reasonable
for a New York apartment.

457
00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:15,455
Only nine thousand a month.

458
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,690
( "Whose Life Am I In" by SHeDAIS Y)

459
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:21,493
 I feel like an android living in a Polaroid

460
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,167
 Just another reject, it gets a little seasick

461
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:27,966
 Whose life am I in?

462
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:31,631
 Feels like deja vu,
don't know what to do

463
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,235
 Point my finger to the sky
and finally ask the question why

464
00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:37,509
 Whose life am I in?

465
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,618
 Whose life am I in?

466
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,748
 Whose life am I in?

467
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,460
That's the girl looking at 4B.

468
00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,962
- One bathroom. That's it?
- Yeah, well,

469
00:28:59,037 --> 00:29:04,532
I'll put you on a waiting list if a two opens
up. And look at this - flower power, huh?

470
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,043
So I guess Audrey
can have the back room

471
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:11,549
and Henry and Sarah can share the middle
one and I'll just sleep on a pull-out couch.

472
00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,114
Wow, graffiti.

473
00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:17,314
Sure, there's plenty of room for a pull-out
couch here. Look, you got a nice view.

474
00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:22,485
So, the ad said something about a visual
security system. How does that work?

475
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,757
When somebody buzzes, you stick your
head out the window and you look down.

476
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,024
That's the visual part.

477
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,966
Then you yell for them to come up or not.
That's the security part.

478
00:29:31,035 --> 00:29:33,731
Here's your keys.
Welcome to the Astoria Arms.

479
00:29:33,805 --> 00:29:39,141
I am only available between 8:30 and nine
in the morning because I have a life.

480
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:43,275
So...

481
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,608
home!

482
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:48,277
(Sarah) Yeah!

483
00:29:56,094 --> 00:29:59,461
(Jenny) I ordered the pizza.
It should be here in 30 minutes.

484
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,055
(Ed) Yay!

485
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,656
Um...

486
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:06,837
Know what, I bet this is lead paint.

487
00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,471
Guys. Guys, guys.

488
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:13,033
Don't chew on the windowsills, all right?

489
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:17,070
Yeah. Stick to the table legs,
like I taught you.

490
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,777
(Ed) OK, come on, guys. Let's go, let's go.
Sometime today. Into the bedroom.

491
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:23,184
This window is also painted shut.

492
00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,486
You know, I mean, for 1200 a month,
you'd think you'd have windows that open.

493
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:31,051
- I want this bed.
- Look, for the tenth time,

494
00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:35,793
in the old house I had this bed
and you had that bed.

495
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:40,566
- But I want this bed.
- That's it! Hippo goes out the window.

496
00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,698
- Followed by Irwin.
- (Jenny) Guys!

497
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:49,907
Stop fighting. He pinches her all the time,
and hard. It's hard.

498
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,209
(sighs)

499
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,477
Thank you.

500
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:59,346
- So, it's not that bad, right, Jen?
- No.

501
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:06,587
- Hi.
- I'm Nilma Prasad. I live across the hall.

502
00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:10,293
Here's some samosas
that we made for you.

503
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:13,337
So that would make you my neighbor.
This is my neighbor,

504
00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:15,599
my friendly neighbor, Jenny.
Nilma, I'm Helen.

505
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,365
- No, I'm Nilma.
- I'm Helen. That's Jenny.

506
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,138
I snagged this one in the hallway,
screaming.

507
00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:24,341
- It's OK, Flora. Mr Costello's deaf.
- (Flora) I'm not.

508
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:26,508
(Nilma speaks Hindi)

509
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:30,645
So I see you have kids too,
so maybe a play date sometime?

510
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,852
Oh! Oh, my goodness,
that would be wonderful.

511
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:36,393
Great.

512
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:40,227
- I'm Jenny, Helen's sister.
- Hello.

513
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:44,359
- Can I ask you a special favor?
- Yes.

514
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:47,802
- Helen is new at being a mom.
- Uh-oh.

515
00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:50,432
- Exactly.
- These aren't her kids?

516
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:53,966
- Our sister passed.
- Oh, I'm so sorry. Bless her.

517
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:57,878
- So, Nilma, if you could from time to time...
- Oh, absolutely.

518
00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,383
- And if they...
- Which they will, no?

519
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,510
- You could...
- No problem.

520
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,953
- That's all I'm asking.
- OK, say no more, please.

521
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:08,117
- Thank you so much.
- OK, no problem.

522
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:12,594
- Just mommy talk.
- Oh, right.

523
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:17,863
So, Helen, where have you decided
to send the kids to school?

524
00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:22,698
Got it covered.

525
00:32:26,377 --> 00:32:31,041
It's just middle school
and you'll both have to be separated,

526
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,673
- all three of you.
- (Sarah) No.

527
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,274
I vote against separation.

528
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:39,415
You know, maybe we should find a school
with less policemen everywhere.

529
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,584
Audrey. Hi. Let's go.

530
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,128
Come on, guys.
This cab's gonna be about $100.

531
00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:49,724
- (boy) That girl is fine.
- Hi. Yeah, she's pretty.

532
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:54,932
Nice, Audrey.
Thanks for making my life a lot easier.

533
00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:01,771
(Audrey) I don't like school, anyway.

534
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,542
I mean, I'll just drop out and get a job.

535
00:33:04,615 --> 00:33:07,550
(Sarah) I like school.
I wanna go to school. I want to.

536
00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:09,745
(Henry) Aunt Helen, you promised
you'd find us a school.

537
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:12,015
(Helen) Oh, God, help me.

538
00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:13,955
(church bell)

539
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,095
Slow down. Stop.

540
00:33:20,698 --> 00:33:24,361
That was fast. Kids.

541
00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,764
Lisa, stop dragging your sweater.

542
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,810
(children singing)

543
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:38,307
 This little light of mine

544
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:41,045
 I'm gonna let it shine

545
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:47,319
 Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

546
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:51,422
 This little light of mine

547
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:54,522
 I'm gonna let it shine

548
00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:57,692
 This little light of mine

549
00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,829
 I'm gonna let it shine

550
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:03,897
 This little light of mine

551
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,239
 I'm gonna let it shine

552
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:11,748
 Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

553
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:18,853
 Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

554
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:22,723
 Let it shine

555
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:27,126
 Let it shine

556
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:37,366
 Let it shine

557
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:41,609
I mean, Lutheranism
has been in our family for as long as

558
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:44,147
Lutheran people have been around.

559
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,782
Being a Lutheran is the greatest.
I mean, right, kids?

560
00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:50,787
Hippo wants to be a Lutheran, too.

561
00:34:50,888 --> 00:34:53,482
Hippo is a Lutheran.

562
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:59,694
I knew that God told us to move here
so that we could attend your fine school.

563
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:04,234
A good, solid education
taught our Lutheran way is the best way.

564
00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:07,760
- I mean, isn't that right, Father?
- Pastor.

565
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:10,831
- Father Pastor.
- Pastor Parker.

566
00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,739
Right.

567
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:17,311
Thank you for that fine testimonial.

568
00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:18,871
Hallelujah.

569
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,382
Hallelujah.

570
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:26,583
Well. I'm just gonna need the kids'
transcripts and blood tests and they're in.

571
00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:29,683
- Blood tests?
- Make sure they're really Lutheran.

572
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,856
You'd be surprised
how many non-Lutherans try to sneak in.

573
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:37,731
I'm sure. Um, problem.

574
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,738
They're all hemophiliacs.

575
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,274
All three of them. Can't take blood.

576
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:47,311
- Shh. They're sensitive.
- It's a joke.

577
00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:50,438
Why would I joke about hemophilia?

578
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:53,609
There's no blood test. That's the joke.

579
00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:54,651
Oh.

580
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,812
You don't have to be Lutheran to go here.
It's Queens.

581
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:59,220
There's, like, 50 Lutheran kids
in the whole neighborhood.

582
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,821
Shall we take a look around?

583
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,158
So we have space available.
Can you handle the tuition?

584
00:36:04,228 --> 00:36:06,287
- (Helen) Not a problem.
- (Sarah) Tetherball!

585
00:36:06,364 --> 00:36:09,265
Oh, yay!

586
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,528
Henry, we have basketball courts,
gym down there.

587
00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:14,230
- Saint Barbara's believes in basketball.
- Oh.

588
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,398
So what's the Lutheran take
on the afterlife?

589
00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:19,932
Pretty much the standard
heaven, hell, purgatory thing?

590
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:24,675
- Pretty much. Old school around here.
- You wanna go see the basketball courts?

591
00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:28,310
- No, I'm gonna go play tetherball.
- OK. Play hard.

592
00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:29,785
OK.

593
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,118
Pastor Dan.

594
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,623
Hello.

595
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,689
Excuse me.

596
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,588
Mrs Fricker, I know what you got there.

597
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:43,498
- I made you some special brownies.
- Wow. You, uh... I'm gonna...

598
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:47,100
- He gets a lot of brownies.
- I see that.

599
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:50,140
Mm. Better than last time.

600
00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:52,834
- Hi, I'm Phyllis Shore.
- Helen Harris.

601
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:55,071
- This is my daughter Lisa.
- Hi, Lisa.

602
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,912
- Will you be joining us at Saint Barbara's?
- I hope so.

603
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:01,713
- Thank you. I'll see you Sunday.
- OK. Bye-bye.

604
00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:04,311
- See you Sunday night at vespers.
- See you at vespers.

605
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,948
See you at vespers.

606
00:37:07,024 --> 00:37:09,686
You know what vespers is?

607
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,821
Some kind of scooter?

608
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,229
Close enough.

609
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:23,304
(Helen) We got ten minutes. You don't
want to be late for your first day of school.

610
00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,103
Audrey.

611
00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:28,407
- Please get out of the bathroom.
- (Audrey) I'm not in there.

612
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,273
(tearfully) Can't do it.
I don't remember how.

613
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:38,149
Sweetie.

614
00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:42,215
- I don't remember how.
- What's the matter?

615
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:47,060
- Your shoes? Here, let me help you.
- No! No!

616
00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:50,430
Sarah, sweetheart,
we have to go to school.

617
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:55,837
- OK? Let me help you.
- No! That's not how. You don't know how.

618
00:37:56,407 --> 00:38:01,640
Sweetheart, are you nervous about today?
I mean, it's a big day at school.

619
00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:06,740
Mom was teaching her
how to tie her shoelaces just before.

620
00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:10,149
Oh.

621
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,451
Right.

622
00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:16,687
And I guess she had
a special way of tying them.

623
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:20,754
Well, your mom and I
were probably taught the same way.

624
00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:24,633
Let me think. Something about...

625
00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:26,670
Bunnies.

626
00:38:26,871 --> 00:38:29,066
Bunnies.

627
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,198
Right.

628
00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:32,799
Bunny ears.

629
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,637
You make two bunny ears,

630
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,807
bunny goes around the tree,

631
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,145
into the burrow,

632
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:45,955
pull tight.

633
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,821
Yeah. Yeah.

634
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,027
- Hurry up, hurry up.
- When will you be home from work?

635
00:38:57,101 --> 00:38:59,934
By dinnertime. Audrey's in charge, though,
so listen to her, OK?

636
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,336
I don't wanna listen to her.

637
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,169
- Pastor Dan.
- Pastor Dan.

638
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:07,267
- Well, it's the four Lutherans.
- Here we are.

639
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,209
Here you are.

640
00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:10,974
Pastor Wells, would you please show
Henry and Audrey to the home room?

641
00:39:11,048 --> 00:39:12,606
Sure.

642
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:13,741
- Hello, Audrey.
- Bye.

643
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:16,651
- Bye. Pay attention! Sit up straight!
- Good morning.

644
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,916
Wait, what about lunch?

645
00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:22,584
- Eat it, it's healthy.
- I meant, we don't have any.

646
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,728
Oh! Right. I'll take care of it.

647
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,521
Bye.

648
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,661
- Can you break a 20?
- Always got change in the collection plate.

649
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,500
- And kindergarten?
- Right over here.

650
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:38,701
Oh, wow, look.
It's a juggling pastor, Sarah.

651
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,607
(laughs)

652
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,146
Hello, welcome. Mrs LaGambina.

653
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,081
- Helen Harris. This is Sarah.
- Hello, Sarah.

654
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:50,177
Look at all this fun stuff.
You've got markers and crayons,

655
00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:54,350
coloring books, and all the nice people.
Hi. You're gonna have such a good time.

656
00:39:54,425 --> 00:40:00,489
(Mrs LaGambina) We were all drawing our
favorite animal. Lily was drawing a cat.

657
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:03,499
Sarah, do you want some crayons?

658
00:40:04,101 --> 00:40:06,831
Oh, no, not those.
Those are the teacher's markers.

659
00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:11,307
Better put your sweater on,
it's chilly outside.

660
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:16,107
OK, that was funny. Sorry, Sarah.

661
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,876
- You could've just told me.
- More fun this way.

662
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:21,880
- (Mrs LaGambina) Who's this?
- (Sarah) Hippo.

663
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,943
Everybody, meet Hippo.

664
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,223
(Dominique) All right, all right, all right.
Enough. Come on, let's get started.

665
00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:30,886
Hi, Lacey. Hey.

666
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:32,895
Helen.

667
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:37,198
- I told you I'd make it back.
- Good. Sit down, sweetie.

668
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,963
- Who's that?
- That's the intern.

669
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:42,028
Move over, intern. Caitlin, move.

670
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:44,270
OK, good.

671
00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:48,573
Now, what about the Armani deal?
Is that gonna be completed in my lifetime?

672
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:51,513
Tom made it happen this morning,
and you're all set for your trip to Miami.

673
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,642
Good. You're gonna love it there.

674
00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:58,085
- Me?
- Well, yes. You're back, I need you.

675
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:04,321
Dominique, I... I can't just pick up
and leave for a week right now.

676
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,719
- Why?
- (whispers) I have...

677
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,526
Oh.

678
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,794
The babies. Oh.

679
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:16,500
All right, who wants to take this mummy's
place on a first-class trip to Miami?

680
00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:20,001
Caitlin. You're on.
Helen will tell you what to bring.

681
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:23,535
Don't wear any of those
midriff-baring outfits. It's so last year.

682
00:41:23,781 --> 00:41:26,181
And I want my luggage
Federal Expressed ahead of time.

683
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:30,152
Right, that's it.
Lacey, who am I having lunch with today?

684
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:32,655
- Was it Vogue, or Elle, or...?
- Vogue at Cipriani.

685
00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,748
OK. Good.

686
00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:36,690
Good to have you back, sweetie.

687
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,955
We'll go over everything else
at the fashion show tonight.

688
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:40,894
Tonight?

689
00:41:40,965 --> 00:41:43,866
Unless, of course, you've got
a Brownie meeting or something.

690
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,232
Oh, no, no, no. I'll be there.

691
00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,396
- Good.
- OK.

692
00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:01,779
- Hola!
- (man) Sweetheart, over here.

693
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:02,978
- Hi.
- Who's your date?

694
00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:05,021
- His name is Pate.
- (man #2) Big smile.

695
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:07,989
(man over PA) Thank you. Please take
your seats. The show's about to begin.

696
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:10,754
That's Martina, the supermodel,
sitting next to Dominique.

697
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,294
Who are the ladies on the end?

698
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,490
Those are the agents
we're trying to steal her from.

699
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:18,126
Hello. You have a lovely agency. Yes.

700
00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:20,261
I think we should have lunch.

701
00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:22,567
Take the houselights out and go Cue One.

702
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,475
- Hi, Teddy.
- Hi. Kids, don't touch the runway lights.

703
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,945
Excuse me. Pardon me. Thanks.

704
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,312
- Hey, hi.
- (Audrey) Front row seats!

705
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,476
- (Dominique) What's all this?
- (Henry) There's no room.

706
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,777
(Helen) Can you squash down
just a little bit more?

707
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,980
- Don't these children live in Queens?
- I know.

708
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,047
I know. I couldn't find anybody
to watch them.

709
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:44,686
But don't worry, you won't even know
they're here. I'm here to work.

710
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:47,595
This child's wearing pajamas.

711
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,034
(Sarah) Aunt Helen, I'm hungry.

712
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:55,765
- You should've eaten your hamburger.
- It had onions.

713
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:58,933
OK. Take care of her a sec.
I'll be right back.

714
00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:02,206
- Keep an eye on her.
- You're going?

715
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:07,446
Keep an eye on Sarah.

716
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:16,550
Hey, partner.

717
00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:20,222
- Working on your lingerie merit badge?
- I'm a buyer from Victoria's Secret.

718
00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:24,324
You're with Helen and you should go back
to your seat. Yeah. Go for Teddy.

719
00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:30,030
Does my nose boogie look green?

720
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,302
Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

721
00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:37,973
Sort of Prada green.
Not their best collection. Put it back inside.

722
00:43:39,016 --> 00:43:41,780
( "Fashion" by David Bowie)

723
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:52,160
- Ooh, look, a doggy!
- Yes. Watch the lovely doggy.

724
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,392
Hello, doggy.

725
00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:01,402
- Oh, my...
- Come here, doggy.

726
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,030
(male model) Oh!

727
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,807
Are you all right? Model down.
I repeat, we have a model down.

728
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,440
Oh, no. Sarah, what are you doing?
Are you OK?

729
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:16,414
- (Sarah) What happened?
- Everything's OK.

730
00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:36,072
All set. The limo's downstairs.

731
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:39,803
- Martina. Welcome to our agency.
- Thanks. I'm so excited.

732
00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:43,402
You can be effusive on the way in the limo.
Go on, off you go.

733
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:46,614
(Helen) So we should be to Coney Island
in about an hour.

734
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,777
(phone rings)

735
00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:51,320
Excuse me. This is Helen.

736
00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:54,915
- Hi, it's Dan.
- Dan. What's wrong?

737
00:44:54,992 --> 00:45:00,760
Nothing is wrong. We just have
a little situation with Sarah down here.

738
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:04,824
- I think you should come to the school.
- Come there now?

739
00:45:04,902 --> 00:45:09,066
It's a little difficult to get to school
right now. I'm working. Is she OK?

740
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:10,868
Helen.

741
00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:13,467
Give me the phone.

742
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,341
Yeah. Hi.

743
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,846
We'll be right there. OK.

744
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:22,818
- Are you sure?
- No problem. We have plenty of time.

745
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:26,711
I know how it is. I have a four-year-old.

746
00:45:29,493 --> 00:45:32,462
Then I couldn't find
the burrow for the bunny.

747
00:45:32,529 --> 00:45:35,657
- I hate it when that happens.
- Me too.

748
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:39,999
- You guys wanna do my makeup?
- (girls) Yeah.

749
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,403
- Can I be a princess?
- (girl) Yeah. You're pretty.

750
00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:45,270
OK.

751
00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:48,842
Sarah, you don't have to learn
to tie your shoes right now.

752
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:51,176
When you're ready to tie your shoes,
you will.

753
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:57,084
That's right. Shoe-tying's tough.
Why do you think Jesus wore sandals?

754
00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:01,218
- See ya.
- (Helen) Thanks, Pastor Dan.

755
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:04,658
- Do I look pretty?
- (girls) Yeah.

756
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:08,498
So, you wanna go play?
Everything's gonna be fine.

757
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,193
(girl) A little bit of green up here.

758
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,999
Stop!

759
00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:20,034
Are those permanent?

760
00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:26,276
It's OK, it happens to me all the time.
It'll come off in a couple of days.

761
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,721
Sorry, Helen.

762
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,054
It's not working.

763
00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:40,753
I understand.

764
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:47,163
I'm sorry, Dominique.

765
00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:50,263
Thank you so much for everything.

766
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,972
I'll collect my things.

767
00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:03,077
( jazz)

768
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:10,026
(man) Hey! Stop that racket.

769
00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:12,118
(canned laughter on TV)

770
00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:15,723
Are you all right, Aunt Helen?
You've been watching reruns all day.

771
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:18,859
Reruns are the culture of the unemployed.

772
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,272
(knock at door)

773
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,067
Hey, I'll get it. I have no life.

774
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,014
(knocking)

775
00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:38,182
Cable guy.

776
00:47:38,255 --> 00:47:40,553
It's the Exorcist.

777
00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:54,066
- Hi.
- Hi.

778
00:47:54,137 --> 00:47:56,605
Sorry about Martina.

779
00:47:56,673 --> 00:48:00,541
So I brought you comfort food -
Chunky Monkey.

780
00:48:01,345 --> 00:48:04,542
- Would you like to come in?
- Pastor Dan.

781
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,515
Hey, kids.

782
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,916
How did he get past
the visual security system?

783
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,717
- Who cares? Now we can watch MTV.
- Yeah.

784
00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:16,156
It's funny how one moment
I'm living my life

785
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:20,856
not really in touch with the fact that I'm
sharing this planet with permanent pens,

786
00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:24,594
and the next moment
one such pen has made, shall we say,

787
00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:27,159
an indelible impact on my career.

788
00:48:27,271 --> 00:48:29,432
- Hey, Helen.
- A black mark on my record,

789
00:48:29,506 --> 00:48:30,905
X-ed out my future...

790
00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:34,933
- Helen.
...and, in short, my career is dead.

791
00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:37,207
Like your turtle.

792
00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:41,276
- What?
- Turtle's dead.

793
00:48:41,351 --> 00:48:43,876
Oh, no.

794
00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:45,546
Oh, Irwin, no.

795
00:48:45,622 --> 00:48:48,318
May he rest in peace...

796
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:53,522
Shut up. You don't understand.
This is Henry's turtle. It's his friend.

797
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:54,689
He's...

798
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:57,029
He can't be dead.

799
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,193
Oh, he's dead.

800
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:01,904
We need to find a body double now.

801
00:49:05,642 --> 00:49:07,769
Here.

802
00:49:08,979 --> 00:49:11,140
What about the empty bowl?

803
00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,375
I'll hide it.

804
00:49:16,353 --> 00:49:18,651
Ki... Kids!

805
00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:24,957
We're gonna go get butterscotch
and chocolate syrup for the ice cream.

806
00:49:25,028 --> 00:49:27,963
You stay put and watch television.

807
00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:32,297
And don't come in the kitchen,
I just waxed the floors.

808
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:36,429
- Irwin's long-lost brother.
- Yeah.

809
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,236
Thanks for doing this. You're my savior.

810
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:42,437
- I mean...
- I know what you mean.

811
00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,776
So, how are things going?

812
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:47,078
- Fine.
- Hm?

813
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:49,880
- Fine.
- Just fine?

814
00:49:49,953 --> 00:49:52,854
- Yeah. What do you mean?
- Well, it's just that

815
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,414
I've noticed Audrey
spending too much time with the boys.

816
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:59,986
You know, that's normal for what she's
going through, to look for that attention,

817
00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:02,623
but some of these kids are not exactly
angels, you know what I mean?

818
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:05,896
They're 15. It's teenage stuff. It's harmless.

819
00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:09,333
No, it's not really harmless,
cos one of these punks - his name's BZ -

820
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,533
I'm about to kick his butt outta school.

821
00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:13,838
Let's just get upstairs
before Henry finds the bowl.

822
00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:17,778
Yeah, Henry. You said the kid likes
basketball. He never ever picks up a ball.

823
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,078
I know. I've noticed that.

824
00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:23,051
The thing with Sarah and the shoes
the other day, that's not the first time...

825
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,918
Hey, what do you expect, Dan?

826
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:31,518
They've lost their parents, moved to a new
city, changed schools, changed religions.

827
00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:35,759
Well, let's talk about some things
you could do at home.

828
00:50:35,832 --> 00:50:38,027
You wanna know
what I've been doing at home?

829
00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:40,695
I've been doing the best I can.

830
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:43,831
Do you have any idea
what this has done to my life?

831
00:50:43,907 --> 00:50:48,537
Hey, Helen, do you have any idea
what it's done to theirs?

832
00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:54,744
Hey, Pastor Dan, Mr Self-righteous,
I'm hanging on by a thread here.

833
00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:59,551
I lost my sister, my social life,
my disposable income,

834
00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:04,150
my ability to fit into a size two
and - this just in - my job.

835
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:07,663
Pretty much the only two things that
haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits

836
00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:11,530
and the few pounds that have recently
taken up residence on my ass.

837
00:51:11,768 --> 00:51:16,796
So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about
being lectured, in Queens,

838
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,565
about being a lousy legal guardian
to three kids

839
00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:22,339
who maybe shouldn't have been
given to me in the first place.

840
00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:26,007
They weren't given to you, they were
entrusted to you by their mother, who...

841
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,711
Don't you talk about Lindsay.

842
00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:33,347
Don't you dare talk about Lindsay.
You didn't know her.

843
00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,516
- Gimme the turtle.
- That was outta line. I'm sorry.

844
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:38,322
Dan, give me the damn turtle.

845
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,696
Helen...

846
00:51:42,065 --> 00:51:43,293
Helen.

847
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,561
Hey, Helen.

848
00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:11,388
( "Destiny" by Zero 7)

849
00:52:14,498 --> 00:52:18,832
Dominique's is quite an impressive
background. But three children?

850
00:52:18,902 --> 00:52:22,167
They're great kids.
They pretty much take care of themselves.

851
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,833
We love children.
We're thinking about adopting.

852
00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:28,469
But there'd be a lot of traveling involved
and very little notice.

853
00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:30,775
I love traveling.

854
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:33,372
But would they be long trips?

855
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:37,483
But I'm not on the mommy track.

856
00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:45,827
We'll be in touch.

857
00:52:46,263 --> 00:52:48,356
(arguing)

858
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,102
(sports program on radio)

859
00:52:58,942 --> 00:53:02,434
Irwin, you're not looking yourself.

860
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:06,039
OK, Sarah's asleep. Go to bed now
and make sure if she needs anything,

861
00:53:06,116 --> 00:53:08,880
you can get it for her.

862
00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:19,593
- I see no party. There is no party.
- That's right.

863
00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:21,927
(music from party)

864
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:43,048
Yeah. Hi.

865
00:53:44,421 --> 00:53:45,854
Hi.

866
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:49,520
Hey, everyone, this is my aunt Helen.

867
00:53:49,593 --> 00:53:52,926
(boy) She don't look like
no aunt I ever had.

868
00:53:54,097 --> 00:53:57,897
What are you...?
What is this? What is this?

869
00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:00,300
I thought you wanted to meet my friends.

870
00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:04,431
This is BZ. He's a DJ. This is his mix.

871
00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,237
Whassup, Mommy?

872
00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,436
Whassup?

873
00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:11,503
You got a phat crib.

874
00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:15,646
- Thank you.
- (phone rings)

875
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,211
There's my phone ringing in my phat crib.

876
00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,019
(turns music up)

877
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:27,161
Hello.

878
00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:31,326
I'm calling to remind you
to come over for Mother's Day.

879
00:54:32,569 --> 00:54:36,767
Jenny, do you think that's still such a good
idea? I mean, I don't know if the kids are...

880
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,640
It'll be fine.
And we're still gonna do the letter thing?

881
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,978
Sure. I'll show you mine,
if you show me yours.

882
00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:47,141
- What's that noise?
- Audrey has company.

883
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:51,085
On a school night?
You better make them leave.

884
00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:56,750
- What do I say?
- You say, "Go home."

885
00:54:56,826 --> 00:55:01,957
- OK, but what if they ask why?
- You say, "Because I said so."

886
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,535
Hi. Can we turn the music down?

887
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:11,165
Hey, guys.
Let's turn the music down a little bit.

888
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:14,074
Please. Thank you.

889
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,170
This "crib" is closing.

890
00:55:17,247 --> 00:55:21,274
And I think it's time for all y'all to go.

891
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:23,581
Why?

892
00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:27,288
Because I said so.

893
00:55:27,357 --> 00:55:28,415
(girl laughs)

894
00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:32,586
I'll tell you what,
we'll be gone before you know it.

895
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:35,028
- Bianca.
- All right.

896
00:55:35,098 --> 00:55:37,157
(turns music up)

897
00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:41,398
Jenny, I don't know
if they're quite ready to go home just yet.

898
00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,563
Helen, get Nilma, now.

899
00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:46,298
OK. I'm ready.

900
00:55:46,409 --> 00:55:48,343
(shouts)

901
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:53,510
Helen said wrap it up.
You get out of here, you ugly little...

902
00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,676
Bimbo girl.

903
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:01,079
What do you think this is?
And you, falling asleep. You get out.

904
00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:05,093
Party's over. Elevator leaving.
Hey, you. This is not a slumber party.

905
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:09,291
Get out. Get out, you.
Get out, snoop doggies.

906
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,560
- You, get out of here.
- No.

907
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,828
- I said, "Get out."
- Chill out, Miss Rambo.

908
00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:17,669
- I'm trying to get my stuff.
- Get out, little hooligan. Get out.

909
00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:21,802
- (boy) Yo, BZ, let's get outta here.
- Great party.

910
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:25,279
(Nilma) Baggy-pant little diaper boy,
go home to mama.

911
00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:29,341
I'm serious. You get out of here.

912
00:56:29,419 --> 00:56:31,250
I said go! Get out of here.

913
00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:34,620
Back home with your baggy pants
and your diapers.

914
00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:37,159
Go home, naughty boy.

915
00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:41,093
Good night, Helen.

916
00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:44,633
What is the matter with you?

917
00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:49,828
Don't you remember
what it's like to be young?

918
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,501
Of course I remember.

919
00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,976
It was last Wednesday.

920
00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:07,417
Hi.

921
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:12,353
Can I ask you a question?

922
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,590
What was Lindsay thinking?

923
00:57:25,642 --> 00:57:29,772
So listen, don't worry about it.
They'll appreciate it when they're older.

924
00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,143
I know. I just hate being hated.

925
00:57:32,415 --> 00:57:35,043
I love it.

926
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,884
- I don't have that relationship...
- You do.

927
00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:43,915
You know, you can tell me
all your problems, really. I'm a solver.

928
00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:47,394
I once got an axle-grease stain out of silk.

929
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:51,730
OK, solver, can you find me a job
close to home with decent pay?

930
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:54,929
And a dental plan for the cavity triplets?

931
00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:57,632
My husband Ravi.

932
00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:06,543
Do you know where I can find
a Ravi Prasad?

933
00:58:06,616 --> 00:58:08,675
Yeah, he's inside.

934
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,679
You'll see, we're like one big family here.

935
00:58:12,755 --> 00:58:16,851
Now, the owner, Mr Massey, nice guy,
very fair, but he's picky about who he hires.

936
00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:19,793
Hey, Ralphy, any takers
on that lime-green baby?

937
00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:20,830
You wise guy.

938
00:58:20,897 --> 00:58:24,333
- I still got five bucks says you'll sell it.
- You're on.

939
00:58:24,534 --> 00:58:28,971
We got... We got stuck with this
lime-green Lincoln. Been here for months.

940
00:58:29,038 --> 00:58:32,235
Mr Massey's offering a ham
to the first person who can sell it.

941
00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,037
- A ham?
- Oh, yeah.

942
00:58:34,110 --> 00:58:37,102
Guys are big on free meats round here.

943
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,978
Now, listen. Mr Massey's a little nervous.

944
00:58:40,216 --> 00:58:43,811
He acted in his first
on-camera TV commercial today.

945
00:58:43,887 --> 00:58:46,947
And see me, Mickey Massey,
a name you can trust.

946
00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:49,184
Uh... Yeah, I forgot to point.

947
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:55,562
You want a deal on a previously owned
car? Well, come... Charlie! Charlie!

948
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:58,465
It's me. Yeah. Commercial.

949
00:58:58,535 --> 00:58:59,399
(knock at door)

950
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:01,834
You want a deal on a previously owned
car? Come to Massey Motors...

951
00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:03,800
Come in.

952
00:59:04,674 --> 00:59:05,333
Thank you.

953
00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:06,670
Yeah, I pointed the wrong way again.

954
00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:12,742
- Hi, I'm Helen.
- Sit. I'll be with ya in a second. Just sit.

955
00:59:12,815 --> 00:59:16,114
Remember: Massey means trust.

956
00:59:18,988 --> 00:59:22,116
- What'd you think of that?
- I believe it.

957
00:59:22,191 --> 00:59:26,719
Don't. Massey doesn't mean trust.
It means hillside in French.

958
00:59:26,796 --> 00:59:29,424
I can't do dishonest.

959
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:33,025
Ravi, we're reshooting that commercial.

960
00:59:33,102 --> 00:59:37,903
Honest. We need an honest commercial,
Ravi. All right?

961
00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:40,875
- I'm sorry. Ms Helen Harris. OK.
- Yes.

962
00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:45,142
- How long did you work as a secretary?
- Actually, I wasn't a secretary.

963
00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:49,014
As it states right there, I was an
executive assistant to Dominique Courier,

964
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:52,316
and I had a promise of promotion to agent.

965
00:59:52,388 --> 00:59:53,616
OK.

966
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:59,219
You seem like a nice girl, Helen.
And you're a friend of Ravi and Nilma's.

967
00:59:59,462 --> 01:00:01,555
All right, we're looking for a receptionist.

968
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:04,361
The pay is 17.50 an hour,
the hours are nine to five.

969
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:07,198
So, how does that suit you, hm?

970
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,171
I always thought I could have
a career in used cars one day.

971
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:15,267
We don't sell used cars.
Previously owned or prior-owned cars.

972
01:00:15,345 --> 01:00:16,539
Prior-owned.

973
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:20,515
Now, you just have to pass
one little test, OK?

974
01:00:26,055 --> 01:00:27,716
(feedback)

975
01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:30,350
Ravi to Parts.

976
01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:32,957
Ravi to Parts.

977
01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:39,199
(louder) Ravi to Parts. Ravi to Parts.

978
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:42,168
Ralphy to the showroom.

979
01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:45,364
Ralphy to the showroom.

980
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,575
Yeah?

981
01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:56,012
Helen to Payroll.

982
01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:12,924
Hello.

983
01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:29,147
She made the cover!
I know this girl. I know her.

984
01:01:29,218 --> 01:01:33,746
- She looks beautiful.
- So how many copies d'you want?

985
01:01:35,758 --> 01:01:37,487
None.

986
01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:04,981
Good. Get your hands washed, guys.
Hey, you, look, look, look. Hello, hello.

987
01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:10,549
- Hello, sweetie. Happy Mother's Day.
- (Helen) Happy Mother's Day.

988
01:02:10,793 --> 01:02:12,624
- You.
- Aunt Jenny, hey.

989
01:02:12,695 --> 01:02:18,224
Oh, gosh. Everybody, please sit down.
All right. We're going to eat right away.

990
01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:24,068
So, um, did you remember
to bring your letter?

991
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:27,576
- Oh, of course I did.
- Mm-hm. Oh.

992
01:02:27,643 --> 01:02:33,104
- Not until you show me yours.
- Well, why don't we just do it after dinner?

993
01:02:33,182 --> 01:02:35,446
- (dog barks)
- Stay!

994
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:37,315
(whines)

995
01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:40,150
What happened with the train?
Was there a delay?

996
01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,715
No, no. Audrey was making samosas
at Nilma's, so we caught the next train.

997
01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:45,920
Mm-hm. Just one?

998
01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:51,295
Well, they were hungry
so they ate them on the way.

999
01:02:52,802 --> 01:02:54,292
Can I help you with something, Jenny?

1000
01:02:54,370 --> 01:02:57,771
You know what?
I've got everything organized.

1001
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,535
Ooh. Ooh.

1002
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:03,477
Sweetie, what did Mommy say about
kicking when she's having a conversation?

1003
01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,208
You need to wait until she's finished.

1004
01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:08,375
Thank you very much.

1005
01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:11,079
Did you just boss around the unborn?

1006
01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:16,656
It's never too early
to start learning manners.

1007
01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:19,456
OK, kids. We're ready.

1008
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:23,557
Whoa!

1009
01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:25,694
Wow!

1010
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:28,368
- Oh, my gosh.
- (Jenny) Look at that. Hey, guys.

1011
01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:30,667
- Holy cow.
- Yeah.

1012
01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:32,571
- Oliver, did you wash your hands?
- Yes, Mom.

1013
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:36,078
Everything tastes great, honey. You
shouldn't have to cook on Mother's Day.

1014
01:03:36,145 --> 01:03:42,084
You know I don't mind.
Being a mom is the greatest job on earth.

1015
01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:46,351
I know your mom felt that way.

1016
01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:49,958
- Jenny.
- What?

1017
01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:54,861
We all love her. We miss her.
We can mention her. Can't we?

1018
01:03:55,498 --> 01:03:58,023
I don't like to.

1019
01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:01,799
(Sarah) Me neither.

1020
01:04:06,108 --> 01:04:08,838
You know, would you kids like
to talk about what you've been reading?

1021
01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:11,311
- Harry Potter.
- Harry Potter.

1022
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:14,315
- Stuff by Shank 54.
- Huh.

1023
01:04:14,383 --> 01:04:18,183
- That sounds interesting. Who's that?
- He writes poems.

1024
01:04:18,254 --> 01:04:21,712
On the side of our building.
With spray paint at four in the morning.

1025
01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,952
Sometimes I help when I can't sleep

1026
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:28,656
because Aunt Helen's on a date
or Audrey's on the Internet talking dirty

1027
01:04:28,731 --> 01:04:31,666
or Sarah's crying
because we forgot to feed her again.

1028
01:04:31,734 --> 01:04:33,258
Henry.

1029
01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:35,065
What?

1030
01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,972
Jenny, no.

1031
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:44,206
Henry, what are you talking about?
Is this some kind of joke?

1032
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,646
I don't know why
you keep saying things like this.

1033
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,843
It's not funny.

1034
01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:51,478
- I thought it was funny.
- Thank you.

1035
01:04:51,988 --> 01:04:56,152
Henry was making all of that up, Jenny.
Jenny, what are you doing?

1036
01:04:56,225 --> 01:05:00,321
"When a problem comes along
you must whip it. Before the cream..."

1037
01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,921
- Jenny, give me my letter.
- That's it?

1038
01:05:02,999 --> 01:05:05,524
That's all she left behind
to explain why she chose you?

1039
01:05:05,601 --> 01:05:09,264
- The lyrics to "Whip lt"?
- It makes sense to me.

1040
01:05:09,338 --> 01:05:13,900
What is it with you two and that song?
It's ridiculous. I don't get it.

1041
01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:16,570
- Exactly!
- What are you saying?

1042
01:05:16,646 --> 01:05:23,176
That that's the point? I'm no fun? That I
don't get things? That I never make jokes?

1043
01:05:23,286 --> 01:05:25,584
Show me your letter.

1044
01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:27,345
No.

1045
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:30,654
No? No? What do you mean "no"?

1046
01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:33,490
We said you would read my letter
and I would read yours.

1047
01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:35,792
This is not a letter.

1048
01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:40,598
These are lyrics. Nonsensical lyrics.
This is not a letter.

1049
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:45,607
If this was a letter, you could read my letter,
but this is not a letter.

1050
01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:48,007
(Helen) Not a letter?

1051
01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:49,510
What?

1052
01:05:49,578 --> 01:05:52,513
You are a smug,

1053
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,778
bitter, colossal bitch.

1054
01:05:56,052 --> 01:05:56,814
(whines)

1055
01:05:56,886 --> 01:05:58,820
OK. Guys.

1056
01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:03,416
I think this is a good time
to take Origami for a walk.

1057
01:06:03,492 --> 01:06:05,426
No, we'll miss the fight.

1058
01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:10,193
If you're finished,
I think I'd like to serve dessert.

1059
01:06:10,266 --> 01:06:14,225
(Helen) You don't wanna help me,
you just wanna judge me.

1060
01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:18,797
Let's all go into the living room and listen
to Jasmine play the piano with one arm.

1061
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:22,943
You just wanna prove that you're a better
mother than me, that Lindsay was wrong.

1062
01:06:23,179 --> 01:06:27,343
Why would I need to prove that?
Of course I'm a better mother than you.

1063
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:32,217
I've been doing it forever. But does that
matter? No. She still chose you over me.

1064
01:06:32,288 --> 01:06:38,227
Exactly. She chose, Jenny. Not me.
I had no control over it.

1065
01:06:38,294 --> 01:06:43,561
You're angry with me because
of a decision that she made for me.

1066
01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:47,329
 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is...

1067
01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:52,739
I am giving up everything for these kids,
and you have no idea what that's like.

1068
01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:56,039
I don't know what it's like?
How do you think I got this way?

1069
01:06:56,145 --> 01:07:00,206
Whatever this way is
that's so particularly unfun and funny.

1070
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:03,547
- Who changed your diapers?
- Don't start with that.

1071
01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:06,019
Mom died when I was seven.

1072
01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:10,889
- Who fed you? Who baby-sat you?
- Lindsay was there, too.

1073
01:07:11,127 --> 01:07:13,288
Lindsay was in New York
trying to be a dancer

1074
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:15,887
and I was at home
not having a normal childhood

1075
01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:18,195
cos I was too busy being your mommy.

1076
01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:21,870
And you're Tra-La-La Helen.

1077
01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,873
So... free.

1078
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:33,440
Miss Party-Party-All-Night-Long
and I never ever got to feel like that, ever.

1079
01:07:34,683 --> 01:07:37,379
Not once.

1080
01:07:41,991 --> 01:07:44,926
I don't wanna fight any more.

1081
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:51,759
Happy Mother's Day.

1082
01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:00,569
(referee blows whistle)

1083
01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:03,441
42 - foul.

1084
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,037
- Flagrant.
- (commentator) One minute left.

1085
01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,242
Maybe I can come see you DJ sometime.

1086
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:13,319
I don't know, Miss Audrey. I'm not spinning
no kids' birthday parties, you know?

1087
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:16,085
- You got a fake ID?
- Course.

1088
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,358
Nurse Wilson says he's OK.

1089
01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:24,560
When's Henry gonna play, Aunt Helen?

1090
01:08:24,633 --> 01:08:26,362
Uh...

1091
01:08:27,536 --> 01:08:30,733
Hey, Coach. This isn't the NBA Finals.

1092
01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:33,934
What happens to "everybody plays"?
Why don't you put Henry in?

1093
01:08:34,009 --> 01:08:36,876
3, 2, 1.

1094
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,813
And Saint Barbara's wins.

1095
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,145
- Excuse me.
- Yes?

1096
01:08:43,219 --> 01:08:46,620
- Hi. Excuse me. What is your problem?
- Aunt Helen, please.

1097
01:08:46,689 --> 01:08:49,214
I know, I...
He could be one of your best players.

1098
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:53,887
He doesn't wanna play
so you need to square that away with him.

1099
01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:56,955
- You're the coach.
- (Henry) Just forget about it.

1100
01:08:57,032 --> 01:08:59,193
I'm gonna go change.

1101
01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:05,273
I'm sorry that I yelled at you, Dan,
but I've been battling with the kids,

1102
01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:11,177
I'm fighting with my sister and
we're too stubborn to talk to each other.

1103
01:09:11,247 --> 01:09:13,579
I guess I'm just edgy.

1104
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:18,343
Hey, nobody ever said
it was gonna be easy. Right?

1105
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:21,048
Yeah, try doing it on your own.

1106
01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:23,250
We got a lot of people around here who do.

1107
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:27,159
Matt Higgins' mom, she took a pay cut,
she works out of her house.

1108
01:09:27,229 --> 01:09:31,222
And Tommy Meyers' dad is with the kids
all day long, then he works at night.

1109
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:34,269
I mean, it's tough, but it can be done.

1110
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:38,932
- Hey, you know what you need?
- A nanny. But I can't afford one.

1111
01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:42,473
You need some fun.
I'm just the man to provide it.

1112
01:09:42,545 --> 01:09:44,706
What are you doing on Sunday?

1113
01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:48,078
- Going to church, of course.
- Yeah, right.

1114
01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:50,277
Nice try.

1115
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:55,380
- You and the kids. Sunday afternoon.
- What do you have in mind?

1116
01:09:56,592 --> 01:10:01,256
Today we're at the Central Park Zoo,
where every spring a prayer is said,

1117
01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:04,663
blessing the animals
and the newborn babies.

1118
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:05,859
Pastor.

1119
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:09,564
Dear Lord, we humbly ask
that you bless these animals

1120
01:10:09,638 --> 01:10:12,300
and all your creatures
throughout the world.

1121
01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:15,669
Blessed are you, Lord. Amen.

1122
01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:21,713
OK, who wants
a private tour of the zoo, huh?

1123
01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:24,715
- (Sarah) Yeah!
- (Henry) Yeah! All right, Pastor Dan.

1124
01:10:24,787 --> 01:10:27,881
( "At the Zoo" by Simon and Garfunkel)

1125
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:32,558
 I do believe it

1126
01:10:32,628 --> 01:10:35,927
 I do believe it's true

1127
01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:38,728
 Mm-hm-hm

1128
01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:41,961
 Mm-hm-hm

1129
01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:44,403
 Whoa-oh

1130
01:10:44,473 --> 01:10:47,237
 Mm-hm-hm

1131
01:10:47,309 --> 01:10:50,107
 It's a light and tumble journey

1132
01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:52,943
 From the east side to the park

1133
01:10:53,015 --> 01:10:58,851
 Just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo

1134
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:04,715
 But you can take a crosstown bus
if it's raining or it's cold

1135
01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:10,561
 And the animals will love it if you do

1136
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:13,466
 If you do

1137
01:11:14,136 --> 01:11:18,436
 Something tells me
it's all happening at the zoo.

1138
01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:21,873
- We had a really great time.
- I did too. I'm glad you guys came.

1139
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:25,072
- Thanks again, Pastor Dan.
- Sure.

1140
01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:26,637
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1141
01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:28,205
Thank you, Pastor Dan.
Loved the sea lions.

1142
01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:33,516
Henry, give that back to her.
Don't do that. That's not nice.

1143
01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:36,648
- He is so bad sometimes.
- They're cute, though.

1144
01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:38,818
Listen, I'm not very good at this,
so I'm just gonna ask.

1145
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:41,585
You wanna go out with me sometime?

1146
01:11:41,664 --> 01:11:43,825
- What?
- You and me, on a date.

1147
01:11:43,899 --> 01:11:47,892
Oh, no. I made you abandon your vows?

1148
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:52,907
I know you think that I'm probably worth it,
and I'm not. Go back to God.

1149
01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:55,034
I can't be responsible for this.

1150
01:11:55,110 --> 01:12:00,412
Hey, Helen. I'm a pastor.
I'm a Lutheran minister. I can date.

1151
01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,508
I can get married, have kids,
watch dirty movies.

1152
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,917
- Really?
- Yeah.

1153
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:10,421
OK, I can't watch dirty movies,
but we're pushing for it, so, you know.

1154
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:15,191
- What d'you say?
- I'm really flattered, Dan, but I...

1155
01:12:15,264 --> 01:12:17,755
I can't.

1156
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:21,496
I'm sorry.
I had a great day, though, today.

1157
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:26,767
OK.

1158
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:31,274
- Pastor Dan just asked me out.
- (Audrey) That is so weird.

1159
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:36,751
I can hear ya. I'm still right here, OK?
Go... go inside and do that.

1160
01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:40,086
(sighs) Way to go, Pastor Dan.

1161
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:49,420
The guy on stilts was a great gimmick.
It beats balloons and bunting.

1162
01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:51,193
Thank you so much.

1163
01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:56,602
There are a couple of customers
wandering outside. Focus the wanderers.

1164
01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:59,700
(Helen over PA)
Sales associate to the parking lot, please.

1165
01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,676
Sales associate to the parking lot.

1166
01:13:05,114 --> 01:13:06,445
Sales associate?

1167
01:13:06,682 --> 01:13:09,480
Leo. The guy on stilts
is looking down my shirt.

1168
01:13:13,455 --> 01:13:17,186
Hey! Mini-Me.
Watch I don't break your kneecaps.

1169
01:13:17,259 --> 01:13:18,783
(Helen) Think you can reach them?

1170
01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:22,058
Hi. Helen Harris.
Welcome to Massey Motors.

1171
01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,826
- Leo Dileo.
- Pleasure.

1172
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,958
- Ahem!
- And that's Rene DeCarlo.

1173
01:13:26,034 --> 01:13:27,558
- Hi, Rene.
- Hi.

1174
01:13:27,636 --> 01:13:32,767
All right, Leo, let's see if we can
find you something you like. Follow me.

1175
01:13:32,841 --> 01:13:36,937
- You know, I bought a lot of used cars...
- Previously owned.

1176
01:13:37,045 --> 01:13:40,845
We got a nice silver Volvo over there. It's a
great family car. I mean, if you have family.

1177
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,749
- Just a rich bachelor.
- That's what I thought.

1178
01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:46,982
You don't want this one. Oh, wow.

1179
01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:49,523
I forgot we had this baby.

1180
01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:51,821
I think I know why. It looks like a jukebox.

1181
01:13:51,894 --> 01:13:56,957
Only a handful of these were made.
Earmarked for special customers only.

1182
01:13:57,032 --> 01:14:01,799
Like in the old days when guys like
Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra

1183
01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:04,528
used to special-order their cars
right from the factory.

1184
01:14:06,809 --> 01:14:10,973
- You're kidding.
- Sir, three things we don't joke about:

1185
01:14:11,046 --> 01:14:15,506
Elvis, Sinatra and Lincolns.

1186
01:14:16,018 --> 01:14:19,112
But, like I said, for special customers only.

1187
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:22,954
Honey, I own every hot-dog stand
in Rockaway.

1188
01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:28,122
Not the beach, but, still, I can afford to pay
well over sticker for this. And cash.

1189
01:14:28,197 --> 01:14:30,358
It's getting a little windy.
Are you sure it's all right?

1190
01:14:30,432 --> 01:14:31,956
- (man) Yeah, it's OK.
- OK. You sure?

1191
01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:35,364
You want a deal on a previously owned
car? Then come to Massey Motors,

1192
01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:38,167
where you can see me,
Mickey Massey. It's a...

1193
01:14:38,874 --> 01:14:39,568
(groans)

1194
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:43,042
- (knocks) Mickey, Mickey.
- You're not gonna believe it. She sold it.

1195
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:51,746
Bye, Leo. Drive safely.

1196
01:14:53,522 --> 01:14:55,990
She gets a ham.

1197
01:14:58,927 --> 01:15:00,656
Yes, I did.

1198
01:15:01,096 --> 01:15:03,621
Hey, kids. I'm home.

1199
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:06,725
- Do we have mustard?
- I don't know. Why?

1200
01:15:06,802 --> 01:15:09,794
Because we got ham.

1201
01:15:09,905 --> 01:15:11,998
I sold a car.

1202
01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:15,601
- Yay, Aunt Helen!
- Go long, Henry, go long.

1203
01:15:19,481 --> 01:15:23,679
- And she takes him down.
- (Helen) You got that pigskin down.

1204
01:15:23,785 --> 01:15:26,583
I don't know.

1205
01:15:30,325 --> 01:15:32,122
OK.

1206
01:15:33,228 --> 01:15:35,526
Hey. What's up?

1207
01:15:35,597 --> 01:15:39,658
Hippo's mommy and daddy
are still on vacation.

1208
01:15:45,674 --> 01:15:47,733
We're gonna go slice the ham.

1209
01:15:47,809 --> 01:15:51,176
- I'm the man, I should slice the ham.
- You're no man.

1210
01:15:51,246 --> 01:15:57,446
- They've been gone a long time.
- That's because they went really far away.

1211
01:15:57,519 --> 01:15:59,817
Where did they go?

1212
01:16:02,457 --> 01:16:04,186
Honey?

1213
01:16:04,259 --> 01:16:07,353
Sarah, where did they go?

1214
01:16:07,429 --> 01:16:09,522
Heaven.

1215
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,393
That's right, sweetie.

1216
01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:15,660
That's right.

1217
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:20,401
And now there's no one
to give him a birthday party.

1218
01:16:20,642 --> 01:16:23,839
- When's Hippo's birthday?
- Now.

1219
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,609
Now?

1220
01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:30,009
Say "Hippo."

1221
01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:32,417
Hippo.

1222
01:16:33,155 --> 01:16:35,817
- It's a keeper.
- Great.

1223
01:16:35,891 --> 01:16:38,860
Vince, thanks again for doing this
on such short notice.

1224
01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,555
You're sure hanging out
with a new crowd these days.

1225
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:44,793
Yeah, well, tonight is a very special night.
You see, it's Hippo's...

1226
01:16:44,866 --> 01:16:48,131
Excuse me, the VIPs. Excuse me.

1227
01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:56,668
Hey, Vince. We're here to celebrate.
Devon just got the new Polo campaign.

1228
01:16:56,745 --> 01:16:58,906
Yeah, he's the Ralph Lauren
underwear guy.

1229
01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:01,381
(Vince) Congratulations.

1230
01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,850
Hey, Devon. Congrats.

1231
01:17:03,919 --> 01:17:06,717
- Are you ready for your dessert?
- Yes, please.

1232
01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:11,282
- Can I get you coffee or tea?
- Ooh, can I get a cappuccino, please?

1233
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,591
- Decaf. And I'll have a real one.
- OK.

1234
01:17:14,830 --> 01:17:17,993
And I'll have a Singapore Sling.

1235
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,868
Hey, Jerome. Excuse me, Jerome.

1236
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,798
Hi. Do you think you could sing
"Happy Birthday"?

1237
01:17:23,872 --> 01:17:28,502
- Who's the birthday kid?
- Actually, it's Hippo's birthday.

1238
01:17:30,145 --> 01:17:33,637
- You want me to sing to a Hippo?
- Yeah.

1239
01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,174
- I'll take care of it.
- Thank you.

1240
01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:40,380
All right. What do we got? Skulls.

1241
01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:44,255
Another round of double-cherry
Shirley Temples.

1242
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:47,659
Oh, no, no.
At 12.50 a pop, I don't think so.

1243
01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:53,964
And this is for you, Helen. Compliments
of the gentleman right over there.

1244
01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:03,274
Thank you.

1245
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:10,610
- OK, here we go.
- (Audrey) Oh, wow.

1246
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:13,681
(Jerome) For the hippo.

1247
01:18:13,755 --> 01:18:16,019
(makes beatbox noises)

1248
01:18:19,995 --> 01:18:22,327
(raps) Happy birthday

1249
01:18:22,397 --> 01:18:24,126
to you

1250
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:27,532
Aw, yeah. Happy birthday to you

1251
01:18:27,602 --> 01:18:29,263
Hip-pa-pa-Hip-pa-pa-Hippo

1252
01:18:29,337 --> 01:18:31,271
Happy

1253
01:18:34,109 --> 01:18:36,236
Birthday

1254
01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:38,472
to

1255
01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:42,780
you

1256
01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:44,318
(all) Yay!

1257
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:49,081
- Yay. Blow out the candle.
- (Helen, Audrey and Henry) Yay!

1258
01:18:50,358 --> 01:18:52,451
- (Helen) Wait! Nilma!
- Everybody get in the car.

1259
01:18:52,527 --> 01:18:55,792
- Wait. I forgot the money for their lunch.
- No, no. I packed lunch. I packed lunch.

1260
01:18:56,031 --> 01:18:57,555
If they wanna buy a book or something...

1261
01:18:57,632 --> 01:19:00,362
You relax. You're a free woman.
Go and have fun.

1262
01:19:00,435 --> 01:19:02,528
We should be back at five o'clock
from the museum.

1263
01:19:02,604 --> 01:19:04,071
(Helen) Have fun.

1264
01:19:04,139 --> 01:19:09,008
Hi, Helen. You wanna play some dominoes
with me and Artie over sandwiches?

1265
01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:12,308
Oh, no. I got so much I have to do.
Thank you.

1266
01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:15,076
Well, maybe another time.

1267
01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,548
( jazz)

1268
01:19:19,020 --> 01:19:21,284
(church bell strikes)

1269
01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:35,033
- Helen.
- Hey.

1270
01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:40,566
I'm... I'm fine. I was just, um...

1271
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:46,406
Trying to see if you had the nerve to drop
in on me, after you gave me the Heisman?

1272
01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:49,507
- What?
- Heisman. Whoa, back off.

1273
01:19:49,584 --> 01:19:52,519
Oh. I know, but...

1274
01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:54,851
- Are you free?
- What?

1275
01:19:55,657 --> 01:19:59,218
- Are you free?
- No. Actually, I'm not.

1276
01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:02,961
Got a lunch date.

1277
01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:06,366
You can come with me, though.

1278
01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:11,301
( "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited)

1279
01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:17,337
Pastor Dan, the holy goalie,
just checked Father Rodriguez.

1280
01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:28,949
(commentator) We have a guest referee
with us today, ladies and gentlemen.

1281
01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:31,254
He's a ten-year veteran
of the Ice Capades.

1282
01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:33,760
Mr Scotty Buttons.

1283
01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:37,628
We got your back.

1284
01:20:37,699 --> 01:20:40,463
Score is still six to six.

1285
01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,679
Goal by Rabbi Levine.

1286
01:20:58,753 --> 01:21:01,415
( organ plays "Hava Nagila")

1287
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:06,784
Yeah!

1288
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:11,322
Join us next week when the Clergy of
the Cloth take on the Storming Mormons.

1289
01:21:11,933 --> 01:21:15,960
There were literally four people
living in a shoebox apartment

1290
01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:19,598
cos they couldn't make the rent.
It's so expensive. It's ridiculous.

1291
01:21:19,674 --> 01:21:22,006
Yeah.

1292
01:21:22,077 --> 01:21:24,511
Thank you.

1293
01:21:24,579 --> 01:21:27,241
I had a really wonderful time.

1294
01:21:28,283 --> 01:21:30,615
Dan.

1295
01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:36,581
I'm sorry. It's a little weird, don't you think?

1296
01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:39,126
What? Because I'm a pastor?

1297
01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:42,462
Well, you know, I usually get
the freaky women who are turned on by it

1298
01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:47,433
or the guilt-ridden ones
who can't get over it.

1299
01:21:48,136 --> 01:21:50,434
You don't think I'm sexy?

1300
01:21:50,505 --> 01:21:55,408
- Cos I'm not a party-hopping kinda guy?
- I didn't say that.

1301
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,468
Stop it.

1302
01:21:57,545 --> 01:22:00,639
Let me tell you something.

1303
01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:03,707
I got news for you, little lady.

1304
01:22:03,818 --> 01:22:06,184
I'm sexy.

1305
01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:09,621
Yeah. I'm a sexy man of God,

1306
01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:12,353
and I know it.

1307
01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:20,359
Hold it.

1308
01:22:22,237 --> 01:22:24,535
Now, that was kinda sexy.

1309
01:22:45,527 --> 01:22:47,927
Um, Nilma,

1310
01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:50,658
have you met the principal of our school?

1311
01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:52,324
- Hi.
- Hi.

1312
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,129
Hi.

1313
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:58,398
- I gotta go. Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.

1314
01:22:59,441 --> 01:23:03,434
So, uh... I guess we're all getting As.

1315
01:23:03,845 --> 01:23:06,643
- Yeah!
- (Helen) All right, OK.

1316
01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:09,149
(Audrey) Go, Helen! Go, Helen!

1317
01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:11,784
( "Sweetest Pain" by Haylie Duff)

1318
01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:15,118
 I'm a fool for you, baby
A fool for your love

1319
01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:19,126
 I'm just a fool for you, baby
There's something about us

1320
01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:21,958
 I'm just a fool for you, baby

1321
01:23:22,063 --> 01:23:25,658
 And nothing's gonna change

1322
01:23:25,734 --> 01:23:28,862
 And maybe it's my sweetest pain

1323
01:23:30,405 --> 01:23:31,997
 My sweetest pain

1324
01:23:32,073 --> 01:23:35,873
 Fool for you, baby
It's driving me nuts

1325
01:23:35,944 --> 01:23:37,844
 Uh-uh-uh-uh

1326
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:40,403
 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

1327
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:51,357
- It's really not that big of a deal, Dan.
- Hey, she was caught making out with BZ.

1328
01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:54,793
- OK, not so good.
- While cutting class.

1329
01:23:55,897 --> 01:23:58,889
- Also not so good.
- In a balcony in my church.

1330
01:23:58,967 --> 01:24:00,628
How can I come down on her

1331
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:03,136
for something we were caught doing
a few days ago?

1332
01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:06,503
Because you're the adult
and she's the child.

1333
01:24:06,741 --> 01:24:11,235
She's gotta know you're serious.
Kids need boundaries. You know that.

1334
01:24:12,313 --> 01:24:16,750
But, Aunt Helen, it's a big deal
that a senior asked me to the prom.

1335
01:24:16,818 --> 01:24:19,719
I mean, what do you want me to do?
Find another senior?

1336
01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:21,346
Yes.

1337
01:24:22,157 --> 01:24:28,858
Audrey, I wanna treat you like an adult, but
I do not want you to go to the prom with BZ.

1338
01:24:28,930 --> 01:24:32,923
If you go with him, I'll be very disappointed.

1339
01:24:34,602 --> 01:24:36,661
- OK.
- OK.

1340
01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:41,469
- So, will you help me find a dress?
- Yes, I'll find you a dress.

1341
01:24:41,543 --> 01:24:42,908
OK.

1342
01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:47,607
- In the balcony of the church?
- Seemed like a good idea at the time.

1343
01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:51,675
- You are so going to hell.
- Hey.

1344
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,311
Spider.

1345
01:24:55,323 --> 01:24:57,518
OK. Cradle.

1346
01:25:02,464 --> 01:25:04,489
All right, guys. Shoot.

1347
01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:06,890
Whoo!

1348
01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:09,027
OK. Hit the showers.

1349
01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:13,506
Henry, pick up the balls.

1350
01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:18,006
Hey. Gimme one of those.

1351
01:25:18,079 --> 01:25:20,172
Come on.

1352
01:25:24,085 --> 01:25:27,145
Let's go. Take a shot.

1353
01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:30,647
Come on.
You gotta get fired up for your game.

1354
01:25:30,758 --> 01:25:33,352
I am. Can't you tell?

1355
01:25:33,428 --> 01:25:35,726
(sarcastically) Yahoo.

1356
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,856
Oh, Henry.

1357
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:41,868
OK. Henry?

1358
01:25:41,936 --> 01:25:43,904
Let's talk.

1359
01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:47,100
You used to love to play sports.

1360
01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:49,507
Sit down.

1361
01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:55,878
You and your dad used to play basketball
till it was too dark to even see the hoop.

1362
01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:58,578
Even when I missed, he'd always count it.

1363
01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:02,487
He called it
"Giving me the benefit of the dark."

1364
01:26:05,860 --> 01:26:08,852
- It's OK to smile about it.
- No, it's not.

1365
01:26:08,930 --> 01:26:12,559
- And it's OK to play sports.
- No.

1366
01:26:12,634 --> 01:26:15,501
- Why?
- Because he can't play any more.

1367
01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:18,333
Because everyone kept saying
Mom and Dad are up in heaven

1368
01:26:18,406 --> 01:26:20,306
and they're looking down on us always.

1369
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:24,368
Well, if he is, I'm not gonna
make him feel bad about not playing.

1370
01:26:24,445 --> 01:26:29,644
Like if you're having a good time
without him, you're rubbing it in?

1371
01:26:29,717 --> 01:26:31,184
Yeah.

1372
01:26:31,252 --> 01:26:34,779
Henry. The only thing sadder
than them not being here

1373
01:26:34,856 --> 01:26:38,724
is knowing that by not being here,
you're not doing what you love.

1374
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:43,863
- They want you to be happy.
- But then it's like I'm just forgetting them.

1375
01:26:43,932 --> 01:26:46,298
No, it's not.

1376
01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:47,766
No.

1377
01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:50,633
Cos every time you smile,

1378
01:26:50,705 --> 01:26:53,265
or laugh,

1379
01:26:53,341 --> 01:26:55,775
or enjoy your life,

1380
01:26:56,744 --> 01:26:59,178
it makes their dreams come true.

1381
01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:02,983
Besides, if they are looking down,

1382
01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:07,147
you really want them
to be stuck watching a lousy game?

1383
01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:09,816
No. My dad hates a lousy game.

1384
01:27:22,036 --> 01:27:24,129
Come on.

1385
01:27:25,707 --> 01:27:27,732
Yeah!

1386
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:31,935
Yes. I am the senior-class treasurer.
And I just...

1387
01:27:32,213 --> 01:27:36,377
I want to say that I'm very honored
to be taking Audrey to my prom tonight.

1388
01:27:36,451 --> 01:27:38,544
I want you to know that.

1389
01:27:38,620 --> 01:27:40,178
Thank you.

1390
01:27:40,455 --> 01:27:42,150
Breathe.

1391
01:27:42,223 --> 01:27:45,021
Hey. Take a look. I got a wig on.

1392
01:27:46,361 --> 01:27:49,558
(Audrey) I'm gonna come out now.

1393
01:27:51,366 --> 01:27:53,561
How do I look?

1394
01:27:55,903 --> 01:27:58,667
You look just like your mother.

1395
01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,502
Thank you, Peter.

1396
01:28:05,613 --> 01:28:08,605
- OK. We're gonna go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1397
01:28:08,683 --> 01:28:11,550
I wanna... We have to have a picture.

1398
01:28:11,786 --> 01:28:14,277
OK, get closer. Smile.

1399
01:28:17,592 --> 01:28:23,258
All right, welcome to the senior prom -
Bridges of Friendship.

1400
01:28:23,331 --> 01:28:25,322
Coming up next: ladies' choice.

1401
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:28,597
I hear there's actually
some punch in the vodka.

1402
01:28:28,670 --> 01:28:31,264
(DJ) Guys, your choice later.

1403
01:28:33,141 --> 01:28:36,110
- Who is it?
- (Dan) Prom king.

1404
01:28:36,177 --> 01:28:38,270
(giggles)

1405
01:28:39,247 --> 01:28:42,705
Hey, I thought we could have our own
little prom. Where's the little kids at?

1406
01:28:42,784 --> 01:28:44,877
They're sleeping.

1407
01:28:45,119 --> 01:28:47,815
Doesn't the principal
have to police the prom?

1408
01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:51,757
Don't worry.
LaGambina's looking out for Audrey.

1409
01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:55,294
What is this?

1410
01:28:55,530 --> 01:28:58,658
( "Feels Like Rain" by John Hiatt)

1411
01:28:58,733 --> 01:29:01,099
 Down here the river

1412
01:29:01,969 --> 01:29:04,699
 Meets the sea

1413
01:29:10,978 --> 01:29:15,677
 And in the sticky heat I feel you

1414
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:18,480
 Open up to me

1415
01:29:24,025 --> 01:29:27,324
 Love comes...

1416
01:29:27,395 --> 01:29:29,488
(phone rings)

1417
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:37,667
- I should get it.
- OK.

1418
01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:44,973
Hello.

1419
01:29:45,146 --> 01:29:47,637
Hello.

1420
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,778
What?

1421
01:29:50,852 --> 01:29:54,117
Uh... What? I-I'm sorry.

1422
01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:58,219
Can you hear me now?
Yes. This is Mrs LaGambina.

1423
01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:01,887
Yeah, hi. I don't mean to worry you,
but Audrey's not here.

1424
01:30:01,963 --> 01:30:05,763
She arrived with Peter,
but she seems to have gone off with BZ.

1425
01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:11,763
I understand. Thank you for calling.

1426
01:30:11,873 --> 01:30:16,867
Dan. That was the school.
Audrey left the prom with BZ.

1427
01:30:16,944 --> 01:30:21,779
And they overheard some kids saying BZ
was bragging about taking her to a motel.

1428
01:30:21,849 --> 01:30:24,682
- What motel?
- They wouldn't say.

1429
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:28,153
OK. They're gonna tell me.
Just come here.

1430
01:30:28,389 --> 01:30:31,017
- I just... It's just that I knew it.
- Don't worry.

1431
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,755
I'll call you from the prom.
Don't worry.

1432
01:30:35,763 --> 01:30:37,196
Audrey.

1433
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:40,860
(grunts in frustration)

1434
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:46,840
Ed, do you know that a lot of celebrities
are knitting now? Isn't that interesting?

1435
01:30:47,108 --> 01:30:49,167
- (phone rings)
- Wow.

1436
01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:52,679
- Hello.
- Ed. It's Helen.

1437
01:30:54,048 --> 01:30:56,243
I need Jenny.

1438
01:30:57,819 --> 01:31:00,014
It's Helen.

1439
01:31:00,087 --> 01:31:01,987
Really?

1440
01:31:04,892 --> 01:31:06,655
Hello?

1441
01:31:10,164 --> 01:31:11,688
- Hey.
- What have you found out?

1442
01:31:11,766 --> 01:31:13,859
Thank you.

1443
01:31:13,935 --> 01:31:15,732
- So what do you know?
- Nothing yet.

1444
01:31:15,803 --> 01:31:21,537
Dan's at the gym, trying to see
if he can get something out of BZ's friends.

1445
01:31:21,609 --> 01:31:23,770
No. Thank you for your time.

1446
01:31:23,845 --> 01:31:28,179
Jenny, we have called over 20 motels.
BZ has a car, he could be anywhere.

1447
01:31:28,249 --> 01:31:31,514
They could be in the middle
of Ronkonkoma for all we know.

1448
01:31:31,586 --> 01:31:34,146
- Did you let her have a credit card?
- No.

1449
01:31:34,222 --> 01:31:38,283
OK. What about your credit cards?
Check your wallet.

1450
01:31:38,359 --> 01:31:40,793
I'm having a banana.

1451
01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:50,933
- My Visa's gone.
- OK.

1452
01:31:51,939 --> 01:31:57,206
I'm gonna call Visa and check your recent
activity. If she's used it, they'll know where.

1453
01:31:57,278 --> 01:32:00,213
- Quite the detective.
- No, I'm a mom.

1454
01:32:02,483 --> 01:32:05,646
- I need your help, Nilma.
- Let me at 'em.

1455
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,656
No, no. Could you watch
Henry and Sarah, please? I'll explain later.

1456
01:32:09,724 --> 01:32:14,388
(Nilma) Ravi, just watch the kids.
I'm going to help Helen again, OK?

1457
01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:17,226
Look, if you don't tell me,
I'm gonna suspend your asses so long,

1458
01:32:17,331 --> 01:32:20,357
you're gonna be getting social security
when you graduate.

1459
01:32:20,434 --> 01:32:23,062
Where are they?

1460
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,304
Jenny, I'm sorry
you had to come all the way out.

1461
01:32:28,376 --> 01:32:30,071
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.

1462
01:32:30,311 --> 01:32:32,711
(phone rings)

1463
01:32:33,548 --> 01:32:36,016
- Audrey?
- Helen. I know where they are.

1464
01:32:36,684 --> 01:32:39,050
Dan. So do we.
We're halfway there.

1465
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,417
OK. I'll meet you.

1466
01:32:40,488 --> 01:32:43,048
No, no. This is something
I have to do by myself.

1467
01:32:43,124 --> 01:32:46,184
- I should come with you.
- Dan, please. Pretty... (phone cuts out)

1468
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:48,558
Hello?

1469
01:32:48,729 --> 01:32:50,560
Hello?

1470
01:32:53,834 --> 01:32:58,635
We're getting closer.
It's just down the street.

1471
01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:02,268
(Jenny) There it is.

1472
01:33:08,683 --> 01:33:11,550
- (man) I don't know. I don't know, lady.
- (Jenny) Gimme the key.

1473
01:33:11,619 --> 01:33:13,484
(man) Look, there's laws
against these things.

1474
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:16,751
(Jenny) There's laws against renting
rooms to minors. Now gimme the key.

1475
01:33:16,857 --> 01:33:19,587
- (man) I don't want any trouble, now.
- Gimme the key.

1476
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:23,221
- I need that key back. Don't forget it.
- What? Do you think I wanna live here?

1477
01:33:23,497 --> 01:33:26,933
I'd rather sleep in a field,
you crazy man. Come on.

1478
01:33:27,001 --> 01:33:29,799
- Now, he said they're in 205, OK?
- OK.

1479
01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:33,169
- You gotta go in there both guns blazing.
- I know.

1480
01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:35,071
- Rip 'em a new one, OK?
- I know. I got it.

1481
01:33:35,142 --> 01:33:39,704
- Take charge and get her outta there.
- OK.

1482
01:33:41,649 --> 01:33:48,179
(whispers) OK, so just say "housekeeping"
or something, get the door open.

1483
01:33:48,255 --> 01:33:50,280
I can't do it.

1484
01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:52,016
What?

1485
01:33:52,093 --> 01:33:55,927
I can't do this. I can't go in there.
She's gonna hate me.

1486
01:33:55,997 --> 01:34:00,161
- She's gonna hate you if you don't.
- I can't do it.

1487
01:34:00,234 --> 01:34:03,670
Jenny, I'm not you, OK? I can't do it.

1488
01:34:07,341 --> 01:34:09,468
Please, just...

1489
01:34:09,543 --> 01:34:11,738
Please.

1490
01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,871
OK. OK.

1491
01:34:15,950 --> 01:34:16,974
(knocks)

1492
01:34:18,452 --> 01:34:21,250
- Housekeeping.
- We're already asleep.

1493
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:24,450
Could you come back
in the morning, please?

1494
01:34:33,734 --> 01:34:36,328
Aunt Jenny. What are you doing here?
How did you find...

1495
01:34:36,570 --> 01:34:40,336
You have ten seconds to get
your things together and get in the car.

1496
01:34:40,408 --> 01:34:42,808
Stay. Ten...

1497
01:34:42,877 --> 01:34:45,004
You're not my mother,
if you haven't noticed.

1498
01:34:45,079 --> 01:34:47,479
No. But I love you very much

1499
01:34:47,548 --> 01:34:52,645
and I will be your worst nightmare
if you don't get in that car now.

1500
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:56,656
- Seven, six...
- But we're not ready to go yet.

1501
01:34:56,724 --> 01:35:00,888
You're not ready?
Well... Well, are you ready for this?

1502
01:35:00,961 --> 01:35:05,022
I don't think so.
Are you ready to be a parent?

1503
01:35:05,099 --> 01:35:07,226
I don't think so.

1504
01:35:08,035 --> 01:35:09,627
Four,

1505
01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:11,531
three...

1506
01:35:11,605 --> 01:35:15,166
Are you happy?
You just ruined my entire life.

1507
01:35:15,242 --> 01:35:17,733
Well, we'll fix it later.

1508
01:35:17,812 --> 01:35:20,110
Two...

1509
01:35:22,583 --> 01:35:24,244
- You.
- Chill out, Mommy.

1510
01:35:24,485 --> 01:35:25,645
- Hey.
- It's all good.

1511
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:29,918
- Don't you talk to me like that.
- It's just prom.

1512
01:35:29,990 --> 01:35:36,452
You listen to me. If you ever
so much as blink in her direction again,

1513
01:35:36,530 --> 01:35:41,467
I can and will bury you so far in the ground

1514
01:35:41,535 --> 01:35:46,097
that the heat from the earth's core
will incinerate your sorry ass.

1515
01:35:46,173 --> 01:35:49,108
- Do you understand me?
- Yes, ma'am.

1516
01:35:53,514 --> 01:35:57,610
By the way, you're not a bad person,

1517
01:35:57,852 --> 01:36:01,549
but this is very bad behavior.

1518
01:36:01,622 --> 01:36:04,147
Very bad behavior.

1519
01:36:23,144 --> 01:36:26,671
(Audrey, crying) Go away.
I'm never speaking to either of you.

1520
01:36:26,747 --> 01:36:30,308
She's gonna be fine.
She's gonna be just fine.

1521
01:36:31,352 --> 01:36:34,116
It was so nice to meet you.
And thank you for your help.

1522
01:36:34,355 --> 01:36:38,052
- Sure.
- So. Come here.

1523
01:36:40,861 --> 01:36:46,265
So I'll just come pack up the kids
in the morning, and, um...

1524
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:49,325
You're doing the right thing.

1525
01:36:51,138 --> 01:36:53,333
You are.

1526
01:36:53,407 --> 01:36:55,341
OK.

1527
01:36:58,078 --> 01:37:00,444
So good night.

1528
01:37:01,849 --> 01:37:04,283
Good night, Jenny.

1529
01:37:10,925 --> 01:37:14,224
You want me to make you a cup of tea?

1530
01:37:15,696 --> 01:37:17,755
No, thanks.

1531
01:37:19,567 --> 01:37:23,833
I think it would be best for me if you just go.

1532
01:37:23,904 --> 01:37:26,031
Why?

1533
01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:28,267
I'm not a mom.

1534
01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:33,374
I'm not girlfriend material.
I'm not brave.

1535
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:36,040
I'm not anything you need.

1536
01:37:36,116 --> 01:37:38,676
- Hey, Helen.
- No, please.

1537
01:37:38,752 --> 01:37:40,447
Don't.

1538
01:37:40,521 --> 01:37:42,614
Please, Dan.

1539
01:37:51,765 --> 01:37:55,223
(door opens and closes)

1540
01:38:05,512 --> 01:38:10,313
OK. So, then, if you wanna come on
Sunday, great, and you just figure that out.

1541
01:38:10,384 --> 01:38:14,013
All right?
And then say goodbye to the kids.

1542
01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:18,756
Hey.

1543
01:38:18,826 --> 01:38:25,390
You make sure Hippo has a night-light
so he doesn't get scared in the dark, OK?

1544
01:38:28,168 --> 01:38:30,659
- Henry.
- Don't worry about it.

1545
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:34,867
OK.

1546
01:38:37,945 --> 01:38:40,175
I know you're mad.

1547
01:38:40,281 --> 01:38:42,181
I'd be mad too.

1548
01:38:43,717 --> 01:38:47,949
But, really, Audrey, I'm only thinking of you.

1549
01:38:48,022 --> 01:38:50,513
I got you guys something.

1550
01:38:50,591 --> 01:38:53,321
I thought you might like it.

1551
01:38:54,395 --> 01:38:56,727
That's darling.

1552
01:38:57,831 --> 01:39:00,800
OK, say goodbye to Helen.

1553
01:39:29,897 --> 01:39:32,923
Ibsen wrote, "Not all women
are meant to be mothers."

1554
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:36,959
And I have to say, I agree with him.
Fashion and family do not mix.

1555
01:39:37,037 --> 01:39:40,336
But, you know, there can be exceptions.

1556
01:39:40,407 --> 01:39:42,705
Exceptions?

1557
01:39:42,776 --> 01:39:47,975
- Would you like some tea?
- No, thank you. Exceptions like...?

1558
01:39:48,549 --> 01:39:50,073
Tinka.

1559
01:39:50,451 --> 01:39:52,476
Tinka.

1560
01:39:52,553 --> 01:39:56,148
She wants you to be her agent,
of all things.

1561
01:39:56,223 --> 01:40:01,126
And, as she is one of our biggest earners
right now, well...

1562
01:40:01,562 --> 01:40:03,962
I want you back.

1563
01:40:05,065 --> 01:40:06,862
( "Thinking Over" by Dana Glover)

1564
01:40:07,034 --> 01:40:11,733
Press on this thing. Makes that
big boom sound. Softer. OK? Softer.

1565
01:40:11,805 --> 01:40:12,931
Thanks.

1566
01:40:14,008 --> 01:40:18,638
 And I'm running out of time

1567
01:40:18,712 --> 01:40:22,773
 I can feel that it's the season

1568
01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:26,445
 It's time to make up my mind

1569
01:40:26,520 --> 01:40:30,786
 And I can't really tell you
what I'm gonna do

1570
01:40:31,025 --> 01:40:35,223
 There are so many thoughts in my head

1571
01:40:35,295 --> 01:40:39,026
 There are two roads to walk down
and one road to choose

1572
01:40:39,099 --> 01:40:43,934
 So I'm thinking over
the things that you've said

1573
01:40:44,004 --> 01:40:47,030
 I'm thinking over the things

1574
01:40:47,107 --> 01:40:48,335
- Hey, Helen.
- Hey.

1575
01:40:48,409 --> 01:40:51,003
You calling it a night or want to go eat?

1576
01:40:51,078 --> 01:40:53,376
No, I'm just gonna go home.

1577
01:40:53,447 --> 01:40:55,415
 Thinking over

1578
01:40:55,616 --> 01:40:57,709
 Thinking over

1579
01:40:57,785 --> 01:41:01,516
 Thinking over the things that you've said

1580
01:41:01,588 --> 01:41:04,079
 I'm thinking over

1581
01:41:04,158 --> 01:41:06,592
 Thinking over

1582
01:41:06,660 --> 01:41:10,824
 Thinking over the things

1583
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:15,198
 Am I ready for forever?

1584
01:41:15,269 --> 01:41:19,330
 Oh, God, show me a sign

1585
01:41:19,406 --> 01:41:23,866
 Cos if we're to be together

1586
01:41:23,944 --> 01:41:27,539
 Then it's got to be divine

1587
01:41:27,614 --> 01:41:29,912
 And I can't really tell ya

1588
01:41:29,983 --> 01:41:32,076
 What I'm gonna do

1589
01:41:32,186 --> 01:41:36,282
 Cos there are so many thoughts
in my head

1590
01:41:36,356 --> 01:41:40,383
 There are two roads to walk down
and one road to choose

1591
01:41:40,461 --> 01:41:45,228
 So I'm thinking over
the things that you've said

1592
01:41:45,299 --> 01:41:48,928
 I'm thinking over the things

1593
01:41:50,304 --> 01:41:52,101
 Thinking over

1594
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,566
 Thinking over

1595
01:41:54,641 --> 01:41:57,974
 Thinking over the things that you've said

1596
01:41:58,045 --> 01:42:01,071
 And I'm thinking over

1597
01:42:01,148 --> 01:42:02,911
 Thinking over

1598
01:42:02,983 --> 01:42:11,448
 Only you know if he's the one for me

1599
01:42:11,525 --> 01:42:15,461
 So many thoughts in my head

1600
01:42:15,529 --> 01:42:19,863
 There are two roads to walk down
and one road to choose

1601
01:42:19,933 --> 01:42:23,630
 I'm thinking over

1602
01:42:28,809 --> 01:42:33,473
(man on TV) Mm-mm.
Smells like sunshine.

1603
01:42:33,547 --> 01:42:37,449
Hi, I'm Mickey Massey. Um...
I've been married for a long time now,

1604
01:42:37,518 --> 01:42:43,013
but my wife and I don't have any children,
so my cars became my babies.

1605
01:42:43,123 --> 01:42:45,284
I know. That sounds obsessive.

1606
01:42:45,559 --> 01:42:49,051
But you don't know the joy I feel
when I find them a good home.

1607
01:42:49,129 --> 01:42:51,825
I mean, look at these beauties.
What's not to love?

1608
01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:56,427
Massey Motors. Come visit us.
I love my cars. And you will, too.

1609
01:42:57,204 --> 01:43:00,332
(man #2) Massey Motors. In Queens.

1610
01:43:01,408 --> 01:43:06,004
(announcer) Now back to
the Saturday six o'clock movie.

1611
01:43:10,551 --> 01:43:14,248
- (phone rings)
- Phone call, Mr Massey. It's your wife.

1612
01:43:14,321 --> 01:43:16,915
Thank you. Thank you, Sharon.
Hello, Diane.

1613
01:43:16,990 --> 01:43:20,551
Oh, please. I look like I always do.

1614
01:43:20,627 --> 01:43:23,323
Good night, Tim.
Thank you very much.

1615
01:43:23,397 --> 01:43:25,763
Sure I will...
Hold on a minute.

1616
01:43:25,832 --> 01:43:28,528
- Hi.
- Helen, you've come back to work.

1617
01:43:28,602 --> 01:43:33,130
Oh, no. No. Mickey, I need to borrow a car
desperately. It's an emergency.

1618
01:43:33,207 --> 01:43:36,335
- Sure. Use one of the test drives.
- OK.

1619
01:43:36,577 --> 01:43:39,068
Hey, you were great on TV.

1620
01:43:39,146 --> 01:43:43,207
Sure, I looked great, but did I sell any cars?
I'm sorry.

1621
01:43:43,283 --> 01:43:46,810
- Eddie, I need this car.
- You can't take this car. It's Mr Massey's...

1622
01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:50,751
I know, but it's the only one
with a full tank of gas. I have to go.

1623
01:43:50,824 --> 01:43:53,884
What movie star did I look like? Well...

1624
01:43:55,495 --> 01:43:58,521
Helen, I think you misunderstood.

1625
01:44:19,620 --> 01:44:22,851
Ed. Ed, who do we know with a Jaguar?

1626
01:44:22,923 --> 01:44:25,357
Could be a celebrity
coming to knit with you.

1627
01:44:25,425 --> 01:44:27,723
- (dog barks)
- Origami, Origami. Shh.

1628
01:44:27,794 --> 01:44:30,422
- (doorbell)
- Origami.

1629
01:44:31,965 --> 01:44:33,193
Helen.

1630
01:44:33,267 --> 01:44:37,704
- I'm here for my kids.
- OK. I'm listening.

1631
01:44:41,808 --> 01:44:46,677
I don't know who I am any more without
them. I need them and I want them back.

1632
01:44:46,747 --> 01:44:49,045
OK, let me see if I've got that.

1633
01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:52,779
You need them because you want them,

1634
01:44:52,853 --> 01:44:57,085
because you don't know
who you are without them.

1635
01:44:58,792 --> 01:45:02,250
See, all I'm hearing is "you, you, you."

1636
01:45:02,329 --> 01:45:05,890
But this can't be about you.
It has to be about them.

1637
01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:08,867
What don't you understand?
I love those kids.

1638
01:45:08,969 --> 01:45:11,904
Whether or not you love them
was never the question.

1639
01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:15,931
It was whether or not you could raise them.

1640
01:45:16,410 --> 01:45:18,935
The power to take the kids back is yours.

1641
01:45:19,012 --> 01:45:22,311
This is not a power struggle
between you and me.

1642
01:45:22,382 --> 01:45:28,321
This is me asking you
to do the right thing for everyone.

1643
01:45:28,388 --> 01:45:33,849
The kids aren't packed. It's too late
for them to go anywhere tonight, anyway.

1644
01:45:33,927 --> 01:45:36,191
Ed, can you let Origami out?

1645
01:45:37,331 --> 01:45:40,391
Come on.
The bases are loaded. Jeter's up.

1646
01:45:42,436 --> 01:45:43,460
(Origami barks)

1647
01:45:43,537 --> 01:45:46,233
I'll be right back. Ed.

1648
01:45:46,306 --> 01:45:48,866
I mean, don't you hear him?

1649
01:45:49,109 --> 01:45:50,872
Hi.

1650
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:57,646
Hey, Henry, Audrey. I miss you guys.

1651
01:45:59,152 --> 01:46:02,053
- You guys heard all that?
- Yeah, we did.

1652
01:46:02,122 --> 01:46:06,081
Hey, you left Irwin back at our place. Why?

1653
01:46:06,593 --> 01:46:08,959
It's not really Irwin.

1654
01:46:09,029 --> 01:46:13,659
My Irwin had a skull and crossbones
that I drew on his stomach.

1655
01:46:13,734 --> 01:46:15,895
Why didn't you say something?

1656
01:46:15,969 --> 01:46:18,597
Seemed you didn't want me to know.

1657
01:46:18,672 --> 01:46:25,908
Sarah, honey, why don't you go play
with turtle and figure out a name for him?

1658
01:46:27,614 --> 01:46:33,382
I just couldn't stand the idea of you losing
something else you cared so much about.

1659
01:46:33,453 --> 01:46:36,251
Can I put him in a bowl?

1660
01:46:38,358 --> 01:46:39,723
Yeah.

1661
01:46:43,630 --> 01:46:47,066
Sarah, you wanna help Henry
with the turtle?

1662
01:46:48,502 --> 01:46:49,867
Can I name him Hippo?

1663
01:46:49,970 --> 01:46:52,268
Why do you want
to name everything Hippo?

1664
01:46:52,339 --> 01:46:54,739
Because I can spell it.

1665
01:46:55,509 --> 01:47:00,811
Audrey, sweetie, can you do me a favor
and get me your wallet?

1666
01:47:02,282 --> 01:47:03,749
Why?

1667
01:47:03,850 --> 01:47:06,683
Could you just do it, please?

1668
01:47:12,292 --> 01:47:14,920
Open it up and give me your fake ID.

1669
01:47:16,296 --> 01:47:19,993
- Why?
- Because I said so, that's why.

1670
01:47:20,567 --> 01:47:24,594
I'm not gonna give it to you.
I'm not a child.

1671
01:47:24,671 --> 01:47:26,730
Yes, you are.

1672
01:47:26,807 --> 01:47:30,709
You are a child, Audrey,
and you have a right to a childhood

1673
01:47:30,777 --> 01:47:37,512
and you should fight for it. But if you won't,
then I will. Now, give me your ID.

1674
01:47:42,189 --> 01:47:44,987
That was very adult of you.

1675
01:47:45,058 --> 01:47:50,792
You tricked me. I thought you were
on my side, but you're just like her.

1676
01:47:51,064 --> 01:47:53,532
I hate you.

1677
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:55,864
Do you hear me? I hate you.

1678
01:47:57,938 --> 01:47:59,803
Well,

1679
01:47:59,873 --> 01:48:03,570
I'm just gonna have to live with that.

1680
01:48:21,328 --> 01:48:24,957
Well, we don't have to decide this tonight.

1681
01:49:56,890 --> 01:50:00,053
Jenny. What are you doing?

1682
01:50:00,126 --> 01:50:04,085
At first, I didn't agree with this letter,

1683
01:50:04,164 --> 01:50:05,927
but...

1684
01:50:09,502 --> 01:50:11,197
Sit down.

1685
01:50:11,271 --> 01:50:15,605
No, I think I'll swing.
In fact, you know what they say?

1686
01:50:15,675 --> 01:50:19,634
- What?
- It's not over till the fat lady swings.

1687
01:50:20,780 --> 01:50:22,907
See? I can make a joke.

1688
01:50:38,164 --> 01:50:40,359
"Dear Jenny,

1689
01:50:41,434 --> 01:50:45,564
if you're reading this,
you know that I am gone,

1690
01:50:45,639 --> 01:50:48,699
and I asked Helen
to be the guardian for the kids."

1691
01:50:49,442 --> 01:50:53,708
(Lindsay's voice)
And you're probably freaked about it.

1692
01:50:53,780 --> 01:50:56,772
Yes, it's a surprising choice,

1693
01:50:56,883 --> 01:51:01,946
considering that you are the most
incredible mother I've ever known.

1694
01:51:05,425 --> 01:51:11,989
If you find this letter odd, understand
that my always-be-prepared Paul

1695
01:51:12,065 --> 01:51:17,264
convinced me to write it now,
while our children are young.

1696
01:51:21,041 --> 01:51:23,839
(Sarah makes popping sound)

1697
01:51:28,682 --> 01:51:31,617
You must know from experience
that when it comes to picking

1698
01:51:31,685 --> 01:51:34,210
somebody else to raise your kids,

1699
01:51:34,320 --> 01:51:36,584
no one seems right.

1700
01:51:36,656 --> 01:51:38,556
No one is you.

1701
01:51:42,162 --> 01:51:43,925
(mouths)

1702
01:51:44,831 --> 01:51:49,063
And so you choose someone
who is most like you.

1703
01:51:49,135 --> 01:51:51,865
(mouths)

1704
01:51:51,938 --> 01:51:56,170
Someone that will give the kids
a taste of their real mom.

1705
01:51:56,242 --> 01:52:00,508
The mom they lost
and never really got to know.

1706
01:52:00,580 --> 01:52:04,141
In so many ways, we are so much alike.

1707
01:52:07,087 --> 01:52:09,681
That's why I chose Helen.

1708
01:52:09,756 --> 01:52:11,815
They're all yours.

1709
01:52:12,959 --> 01:52:16,087
Of course, she'll have lots of fights
with the kids,

1710
01:52:16,162 --> 01:52:18,790
yet she'll find a way to make up.

1711
01:52:21,835 --> 01:52:24,326
Welcome to the mamahood.

1712
01:52:24,404 --> 01:52:28,636
I know sometimes she messes things up
and makes big mistakes.

1713
01:52:28,708 --> 01:52:32,701
On the other hand,
she also makes big comebacks.

1714
01:52:32,779 --> 01:52:35,839
Respect her, Jenny. Give her a shot.

1715
01:52:35,915 --> 01:52:42,081
We're family, and I'm counting on you
to keep everyone together.

1716
01:52:42,155 --> 01:52:45,716
I know Helen
will certainly need some help

1717
01:52:45,792 --> 01:52:48,955
learning how to be a mother to my kids,

1718
01:52:50,563 --> 01:52:53,031
but I've got you for that,

1719
01:52:53,099 --> 01:52:55,260
and who could be better?

1720
01:52:56,035 --> 01:52:57,263
OK.

1721
01:52:58,905 --> 01:53:03,001
After all, you raised Helen.

1722
01:53:03,076 --> 01:53:09,675
You'll teach her how to be a mom. Just
like you taught her how to tie her shoes.

1723
01:53:09,749 --> 01:53:12,217
I can still hear you telling her:

1724
01:53:12,285 --> 01:53:16,984
"The bunny goes around the tree
and into the burrow."

1725
01:53:20,960 --> 01:53:23,656
Pull tight.

1726
01:53:25,298 --> 01:53:26,492
Yes!

1727
01:53:26,566 --> 01:53:29,091
(Henry) It's about time, Sarah.

1728
01:53:29,202 --> 01:53:31,329
( "Whip It" by Devo)

1729
01:53:31,404 --> 01:53:35,500
 Before the cream sits out too long,
you must whip it

1730
01:53:35,575 --> 01:53:38,635
 Now whip it into shape

1731
01:53:38,711 --> 01:53:41,680
 Shape it up, get it straight

1732
01:53:41,748 --> 01:53:44,546
 Go forward, move ahead

1733
01:53:44,617 --> 01:53:47,609
 Try to detect it, it's not too late

1734
01:53:47,687 --> 01:53:50,815
 To whip it, whip it good

1735
01:53:55,328 --> 01:53:57,819
( "Feels Like Rain" by John Hiatt)

1736
01:54:02,235 --> 01:54:05,398
 Down here the river

1737
01:54:05,471 --> 01:54:09,168
 Meets the sea

1738
01:54:14,747 --> 01:54:22,381
 And in the sticky heat
I feel you open up to me

1739
01:54:27,527 --> 01:54:33,159
 Love comes outta nowhere, baby

1740
01:54:34,133 --> 01:54:37,159
 Just like a hurricane

1741
01:54:38,771 --> 01:54:42,901
 And it feels like rain

1742
01:54:45,445 --> 01:54:48,312
 And it feels like rain

1743
01:54:48,381 --> 01:54:51,578
( "A Love Like This" by Mark McGrath)

1744
01:54:55,688 --> 01:54:59,283
 There's a love that I'm feeling
when I look in your eyes

1745
01:54:59,359 --> 01:55:02,817
 It's the same way I'm feeling
when you're looking in mine

1746
01:55:02,929 --> 01:55:06,888
 All the stars form a circle
around you and I

1747
01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:10,800
 Without you there's nothing

1748
01:55:11,938 --> 01:55:15,499
 There's one thing you should know

1749
01:55:15,575 --> 01:55:19,136
 As we sit here all alone

1750
01:55:19,245 --> 01:55:24,774
 Just come in close,
there's something I should say

1751
01:55:24,851 --> 01:55:27,115
 I been thinking, wishing,
hoping, praying

1752
01:55:27,186 --> 01:55:29,416
 In your heart is where I'm staying

1753
01:55:29,489 --> 01:55:33,050
 A love like this doesn't happen too much

1754
01:55:33,126 --> 01:55:36,653
 Even less than never
like the sun and moon together

1755
01:55:36,729 --> 01:55:39,254
 A love like this, oh

1756
01:55:39,332 --> 01:55:41,527
 I've been thinking, wishing,
hoping, praying

1757
01:55:41,601 --> 01:55:43,899
 In your heart is where I'm staying

1758
01:55:43,970 --> 01:55:48,100
 A love like this doesn't happen too much

1759
01:55:49,075 --> 01:55:52,772
 Doesn't happen too much

1760
01:55:58,618 --> 01:56:00,449
( "Extraordinary" by Liz Phair)

1761
01:56:00,520 --> 01:56:04,684
 I am extraordinary

1762
01:56:04,757 --> 01:56:08,989
 If you'd ever get to know me

1763
01:56:09,062 --> 01:56:13,260
 I am extraordinary

1764
01:56:13,333 --> 01:56:17,497
 I am just your ordinary

1765
01:56:17,570 --> 01:56:22,007
 Average everyday
sane psycho supergoddess

1766
01:56:22,075 --> 01:56:25,374
 Average everyday sane psycho

1767
01:56:26,346 --> 01:56:29,838
 You may not believe in me

1768
01:56:29,916 --> 01:56:34,046
 But I believe in you

1769
01:56:34,153 --> 01:56:38,214
 So I still take the trash out

1770
01:56:38,291 --> 01:56:42,591
 Does that make me too normal for you?

1771
01:56:42,662 --> 01:56:46,428
 So dig a little deeper

1772
01:56:46,499 --> 01:56:50,868
 Cos you still don't get it yet

1773
01:56:50,937 --> 01:56:55,533
 See me licking my lips,
need a primitive fix

1774
01:56:55,608 --> 01:57:00,272
 And I'll make, I'll make you love me

1775
01:57:00,346 --> 01:57:04,783
 I am extraordinary

1776
01:57:04,851 --> 01:57:09,413
 I am just your ordinary

1777
01:57:14,827 --> 01:57:17,955
( "Sister Sunshine"
by Five For Fighting)

1778
01:57:25,872 --> 01:57:30,900
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1779
01:57:30,977 --> 01:57:35,778
 You've been living in the sky,
are you ever gonna come on down?

1780
01:57:36,816 --> 01:57:41,549
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1781
01:57:41,621 --> 01:57:44,055
 Show me love

1782
01:57:47,860 --> 01:57:50,420
 I prayed
though I've never been a God man

1783
01:57:50,596 --> 01:57:53,463
 You never know,
maybe it just might mean something

1784
01:57:53,699 --> 01:57:57,863
 I switched back,
see if anything was going right

1785
01:57:58,704 --> 01:58:01,229
 The washer called me
and bled me off

1786
01:58:01,340 --> 01:58:04,309
 Said, "You're gonna save one,
better save yourself"

1787
01:58:04,377 --> 01:58:09,974
 "And you'll never know me
till you find your own piece of life"

1788
01:58:10,049 --> 01:58:15,009
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1789
01:58:15,088 --> 01:58:19,457
 You've been living in the sky,
are you ever gonna come on down?

1790
01:58:21,194 --> 01:58:25,858
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1791
01:58:26,099 --> 01:58:32,038
 You've been living in the sky,
are you ever gonna come on down?

1792
01:58:32,105 --> 01:58:37,042
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1793
01:58:37,110 --> 01:58:42,138
 You've been living in the sky,
are you ever gonna come on down?

1794
01:58:43,249 --> 01:58:48,186
 Hey, yeah, sister sunshine

1795
01:58:48,222 --> 01:58:52,785
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1796
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